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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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DesmoDiva

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ducpainter

Some poor bastard hit a moose on his way to work this morning on 93...

he was in his car and he got killed.

I can't imagine hitting one of those swamp cows on a bike.
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 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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the_Journeyman

Jeez!  No kidding.  Those things are like breathing tanks.  Here I was worried about deer on my trip to & from Canada. 

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DesmoDiva

that would not be pretty.   :o

I'm sure the moose would fair better than the bike/rider.   :-\

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Big Troubled Bear

I have never seen those things up close, can only imagine :o

We have to contend with cattle, baboons and the occasional lion ;D [laugh]
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ducpainter

Quote from: big bear on October 23, 2008, 05:43:29 AM
I have never seen those things up close, can only imagine :o

We have to contend with cattle, baboons and the occasional lion ;D [laugh]
Imagine a cow...

that weighs around 1000lbs or more....

that stands 8 feet tall
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



TiNi

rip driver on 93  :(

if i leave now i'll be in the studio by 9:30

catch ya'll in a bit  :)

DesmoDiva

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Big Troubled Bear

Number 998, best looking duck by far
[thumbsup] ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Big Troubled Bear

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

T reminded me that moose are almost black...so they blend in to the road.

Their eyes don't reflect light...so you can't see them.

...and they have no natural enemies so they have no fear regarding vehicles (read stupid)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Big Troubled Bear

about 8 years ago I had my last road accident >:(

Broke my left ankle, collarbone and most of the fingers in my left hand.

Public transport operator made illegal u-turn in front of me and I hit him on the front door.

I guess you can say these things are our equivilant of a moose.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

the_Journeyman

I guess the info painted on the sides is accurate then!

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

Public transport operator = cabbie?...= stupid   ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”