I was in the Indian restaurant on Haight St & Fillmore.  You were blonde, walking with a bunch of your friends and you touched my bike - a gnarly Ducati Monster.  Not only did you touch it, you caressed it.  I couldn't tell if you loved it or felt sad for it, but you cared.   You bent down and kissed the tank and kept pointing at it as your friends dragged you away. 

I fear that you may now be in need of a tetanus shot.  You should have never put your mouth on my motorcycle.  Please contact me as soon as possible so I can arrange an examination.

 

 
Well spoken

And you didnt walk out and claim the bike??  Wheres your game, man?


......like two ships crossing in the night....you'll always wonder.   

lol! beautiful. i'm too lazy to see if it's actually posted on CL b/c that would be classic...

but as my friend is well known for saying: "it's [picking up girls - or boys for that matter] like playing the lotto, you gotta play to win"

also helps tho too!

Quote from: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 07:54:30 PM
lol! beautiful. i'm too lazy to see if it's actually posted on CL b/c that would be classic...

It happend to me last night...  It was a spoof on a CL missed connection post      

Yeah, if you'd seen Vinny's ratbike you'd know that happened to him. 

That's awesome.          Post.  It.  On.  CL.     

Who knows, Vin, you might get a hummer out of it. 

hummer, shyte.

maybe more if it's it not "too beaucoup"

lol! sorry full metal jacket + wine = bad movie quote references

Quote from: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 09:57:05 PM
lol! sorry full metal jacket + wine = bad movie quote references

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

I think I know that blonde dude!

I found her for you.

She Kisses all the Ducati's

She Kissed my Ducati last week. Dont Be Jealous