Once again, Svoloch is called up on to be the voice of reason in a clash of titans. 

In this corner, Fastwin, legendary motorcycle horder, collecter of many wet-dream motorcycles...  king of the 2 page post!

In this corner, Slag, gadget and toy collector, smack talker, rider, and meat-infused vodka swiller...  has gotten half the board too wasted to see, much less drive a motorcycle...

The future of the board is in your hands, friends, so take this meaningless poll, which has no meaning or significance, and vote to your hearts content.  If we can't settle it here, it's off to the cage match... 

I have to be impartial here, as I have slept with both of these guys...

In honor of Dax, our friend from South America, you may vote up to 100 times.

-Svoloch

Quote from: The Svoloch on November 24, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Once again, Svoloch is called up on to be the voice of reason in a clash of titans. 

In this corner, Fastwin, legendary motorcycle horder, collecter of many wet-dream motorcycles...  king of the 2 page post!

In this corner, Slag, gadget and toy collector, smack talker, rider, and meat-infused vodka swiller...  has gotten half the board too wasted to see, much less drive a motorcycle...

The future of the board is in your hands, friends, so take this meaningless poll, which has no meaning or significance, and vote to your hearts content.  If we can't settle it here, it's off to the cage match... 

I have to be impartial here, as I have slept with both of these guys...

In honor of Dax, our friend from South America, you may vote up to 100 times.

-Svoloch

If only I could have voted 100+ times in this country.  Should have registered with Acorn.

Slag will say ANYTHING ! - Fastwin will say EVERYTHING !  A very minor difference really !! 

I got a $20 on Turkey Slayer...

Slag got nothin' on Fastwin. I'm just sayin'...

"Fastwin vs Slag" does not exist.  He posted his thoughts, I posted mine. End of story. There's no animosity there.

There is no spoon.

Quote from: Slag on November 24, 2008, 09:29:43 AM
"Fastwin vs Slag" does not exist.  He posted his thoughts, I posted mine. End of story. There's no animosity there.

Like he said.

I'm really feelin' the love

[moto]

  This was rigged like a WWF Title match !  The Svoloch owes everyone a round of drinks for this one  !! 

I would go for that, but he would probably Svoloch like has done to me every other time.

ROFLMAO 

Well done Svoloch!


What happened to the other thread by the way?  I thought I actually had a reasonably lucid reply on that one   

i voted for all 6 why cuz f'em 

I'm calling ACORN. I only got one vote! Svoloch has already reneged on a campaign promise!!

what brought this thread about anyway?

Svoloch trying to make light of a post that I made that was full of bullshit and typically abrasive toward the board's content when I should have had enough sense and good nature to keep my f@#king opinionated rat trap shut and let my friends say what they want to say on the board since it's none of my damn business anyway. That's what happens when you get old and pissy and your neck and back hurt like a mother f@#ker and your tired of it and all the sudden you find yourself on the board and get all irritated about jovial bullshit on the board not being all about bikes and riding stuff and you find yourself posting crap like I did. There. Did I leave anything out? Then, my friend, Slag posts up that I am technically full of more bullshit and you know he's probably right and he damn sure has earned my respect to call me out on it. As friends should. So there are absolutely no hard feelings anywhere. There was never really a fastwin vs slag thread, this never existed, it was just good fun by Svoloch to make me feel even more stupid than I already feel about the crap I sometimes post. And I have no hard feelings toward him whatsoever either for making me feel stupid for posting opinionated crap. Stupid is as stupid does, according to Forrest Gump. There are times I feel I should just leave you all alone. Too much of my father in me. Bad genes. You are my friends, thanks for putting up with me. I truly appreciate it. Adios.

Oh by the way, did I have enough run on sentences for everyone?