Having to lift up belly fat to get the common femoral artery waveform
Yes I wore gloves but we don't have elbow length gloves.   
Bright side - No baby powder crumbs this time 
Is it 4pm yet? 

wow, you carry it well

 

Belly falb THAT far down!? 
Male or female?  Maybe skip a reply on that.

Now I know why you aren't overweight, dealing with that before lunch.

Born to be, um, mild - and possibly damp

    * Kate Benson
    * November 23, 2008

SUFFER in your jocks, bikers. Yes, that means you, you wussy Hell's Angel. And you, Bandido boy. The secret's out. You aren't just overweight, smelly, middle-aged drug dealers with more tattoos than teeth. You are soft in the pants department - and quite probably bedwetters, as well.

And guess what? These afflictions are caused by riding motorcycles.

That's right, a new study has found that men who ride them risk impotence and urinary problems because the engine vibration damages nerves in their penises.

A survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who ride for about three hours every weekend found that almost 70 per cent had problems getting an erection or emptying their bladders.

The news is alarming for Victorian men who have turned to motorcycles and scooters in the past few years to beat rising fuel prices and growing traffic congestion.

Doctors in Japan, who published two studies on the dangers in the Inter-national Journal of Impotence Research, said most motorcycle seats put undue pressure on the area between the anus and the scrotum, cutting blood flow to the penis.

Vibrations from the engine also caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation.

Impotence affects most males during their lives and can be caused by emotional issues, high cholesterol, heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, smoking or alcohol.

But all men should avoid sitting too long on hard bicycle or motorcycle seats, particularly ones with thin, pointed ends, to prevent compression of pelvic floor muscles, Impotence Australia chief executive Brett McCann said yesterday.

About 76 per cent of riders aged 40 to 49, and 93 per cent of those aged 50 to 59, reported severe erectile dysfunction, compared with 37 per cent and 42 per cent respectively among those who did not ride motorcycles.

John Sbrocchi has been riding a scooter to work for 2 years. His sex life had not suffered.

Scooters normally have wider, softer seats than motorcycles, but vibrations can still affect the genitals.

"I do have urinary flow issues, but I'm not putting it down to the scooter," Mr Sbrocchi said.

"I'm a man of 62 and when you get to that age you get prostate problems.

"I think scooters are one of life's greatest innovations - so it would take more than that to put me off."

Most seats are too hard

Viagra anyone?

Quote from: Slag on November 23, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
Viagra anyone?

why would you ask me that?

Quote from: cdc on November 30, 2008, 03:33:28 PM
I don't lane split.  It's true.  It's really an optical illusion. 

***

fixed

Nor does tweaker 

Quote from: Slag on November 30, 2008, 04:47:15 PM
Nor does tweaker 

dude, its ok if they aren't taking up the whole lane.......didn't you learn anything today?

bullshit = there is no "reply" tab on the Motorcycles Motorcycles Motorcycles thread

I was just gonna say something stupid, so I guess that's BS......

Who the make the beast with two backs is tweaker? Is that Tommy? Just asking. I'm old and confused and ya'll are making it hard to keep up with who is who. Just saying.

Quote from: fastwin on November 30, 2008, 07:43:28 PM
Who the make the beast with two backs is tweaker? Is that Tommy? Just asking. I'm old and confused and ya'll are making it hard to keep up with who is who. Just saying.

sorry,


yes

 

Going to the orthopedic surgeon to have your swollen/hurting knee checked out only to be told it's worn out and grinding bone on bone and you need a knee replacement. Now that's bullshit! Happy f#@king birthday.