Interesting facts about the human body.    

- The  largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the  male sperm.

- A full  bladder is roughly the size of a soft  ball.

- It  takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your  stomach.

- The  attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes  dimples.

- The  average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

- A  woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long  when he died.

- Men  with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than  men with hair.

- There  are about one trillion bacteria on each of your  feet

- Side by  side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square  inch.

- Women  blink twice as much as  men.

- The  average person's skin weighs twice as much as their  brain.

-  When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate; they do the  same when you looking at someone you  hate.

- Your  ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you  aren't.

- Your  body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing  still.

- If  saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste  it.

- The  average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average  man

You looked  at your thumb . . . . . Didn't  you?   

Maybe  . But what'd Jukie look at??   

Damn! I looked at my thumb AND secreted more earwax.

oops, I did too!
I'd like a 13 foot bender for mo-vember next year

hows this for a life style mick doohan just droped in to check out a new seafood restraunt

Quote from: dragonworld on December 01, 2008, 05:27:00 PM
Maybe  . But what'd Jukie look at??   

S'pose she will be looking at my thumb ... and I don't expect her earwax secretion to increase.

Quote from: Big T on December 01, 2008, 05:16:36 PM
- Your  ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you  aren't.

Yeah it provides the 'glue' for your earplugs when you are trying to keep up with the missus.

Quote from: bazz20 on December 01, 2008, 06:40:17 PM
hows this for a life style mick doohan just droped in to check out a new seafood restraunt

That helicopter looks nothin like Mick Doohan!

got to meet him and talk, nice bloke signed my hat for me the kids got to have a good look at the heli , made my day 

Quote from: dragonworld on December 01, 2008, 05:27:00 PM
Maybe  . But what'd Jukie look at??   

first i was thinking about all you guys and how BIG you penis is. I first thought of you Trev.
then my heart started beating faster and i started the wink lots. and well i know im a

SHORT ARSE

Quote from: Jukie on December 01, 2008, 10:30:06 PM
first i was thinking about all you guys and how BIG you penis is. I first thought of you Trev.

Life is all about priorities ... and I know where I sit in the list.

yes dear above Trev and the others

Quote from: Jukie on December 01, 2008, 10:39:08 PM
yes dear above Trev and the others

I am very privileged just to get an honorable mention jukie...... 

MMMmmmm my sick brain just had a flash of smutt.......

So if you sucked your thumb as a kid does that mean you have a preference for blow jobs ? 

so Trev did you use to suck you thumb

MMMmmmmmm, all men are thumb suckers...... 

Just some more (a lot more) than others.....   

hhmmm Trev like to have his thumb sucked