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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Buckethead

#135
August 11, 2008, 03:00:19 PM
Quote from: spolic on August 11, 2008, 09:38:20 AM



Yeah it cuts itself, but have you ever heard how much that shit whines?
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herm

#136
September 09, 2008, 06:10:23 AM
WTF!!!

came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.

BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... :-X
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

eltristo

#137
September 09, 2008, 09:03:14 AM
Quote from: herm on September 09, 2008, 06:10:23 AM
WTF!!!

came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.

BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... :-X
I had virtually the same problem a few months ago.  Luckily, it's a cheap hardware store fix  [thumbsup]
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

herm

#138
September 09, 2008, 10:57:32 AM
yeh, luckily i had a spare allen head bolt of the right size kicking around......
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

trenner

#139
September 11, 2008, 11:37:36 AM

Bun-bun

#140
September 11, 2008, 02:22:49 PM
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Monsterlover

#141
September 11, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: trenner on September 11, 2008, 11:37:36 AM



I have always loved this picture of Wheelie Bunny!

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

eltristo

#142
September 12, 2008, 12:50:44 AM
It's disturbing, yet..... captivating.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

the_Journeyman

#143
September 12, 2008, 05:23:05 AM
Quote from: trenner on September 11, 2008, 11:37:36 AM


COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!

JM
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herm

#145
December 04, 2008, 07:40:55 AM
WTF!!

why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?


>:(
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Popeye the Sailor

#146
December 04, 2008, 08:00:12 AM
Quote from: herm on December 04, 2008, 07:40:55 AM
WTF!!

why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?


>:(

Luckily for you, us pastafarians frown on that sort of thing.
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Autostrada Pilot

#147
December 04, 2008, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on September 12, 2008, 05:23:05 AM
COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!

JM


That's funny.  I had to explain myself at my office....yet no one really thought it was that funny.
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Grampa

#148
December 04, 2008, 06:45:18 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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He Man

#149
December 04, 2008, 11:00:15 PM
Quote from: El Matador on August 10, 2008, 11:19:27 AM

WTF why isnt there anyone roasting those ducks right now? PEKINIG DUCK pregnant dogES!
2006 Ducati S2R1100 Yea.... stunttin like my daddy CHROMED OUT 1100!!!!


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