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Started by Rev. Millertime, May 15, 2008, 11:07:10 PM

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Howie

#15
May 16, 2008, 04:21:09 AM
LONG LIVE TOASTY!

Zee

#16
May 16, 2008, 04:26:37 AM
A fridge. For beer.

We all go to it :D

Z...

What could possibly go wrong?

Got Duc

#17
May 16, 2008, 04:28:18 AM
I think in the meantime it would be fitting that the toaster returned to the owner until this is sorted out.
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

TiNi

#18
May 16, 2008, 04:34:27 AM

Big Troubled Bear

#19
May 16, 2008, 04:57:14 AM
Bar Fridge [bang]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Rev. Millertime

#20
May 16, 2008, 06:23:55 AM
Quote from: Zee on May 16, 2008, 04:26:37 AM
A fridge. For beer.

We all go to it :D

Z...



We could have a pilgrimage every year!  ;D
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Bick

#21
May 16, 2008, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: NuTTs on May 15, 2008, 11:49:23 PM
Vibrating blow up doll? Meets all the requirements below:
;D

Like the one at the far left in the Reverend's sig pic?


I would fear any object that holds liquid (blender, coffee maker, etc.) after it passed through Oregon.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#22
May 16, 2008, 02:14:15 PM
KEGERATOR!!!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

#23
May 16, 2008, 02:15:04 PM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 16, 2008, 04:28:18 AM
I think in the meantime it would be fitting that the toaster returned to the owner until this is sorted out.

no one man/woman/transgender person owns the red metal wind
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

SacDuc

#24
May 16, 2008, 02:34:25 PM

I think we are overlooking the obvious here:

HATERS GONNA HATE.

akmnstr

#25
May 16, 2008, 02:52:33 PM
Why limit it to appliances.  I say we go for a welder.  Just my current favorite device.  It can do all the things you could do with
toasty.  It'll brown bread, heat up pop-tarts, with the added benefit of joining hunks of metal together. 
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Monstermash

#26
May 16, 2008, 02:55:40 PM
Well seeing as I never received my Toaster for my 1000th post on TOB it's a bit irrelevant, no?
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



"Though I disagree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it."

raulduke

#27
May 16, 2008, 03:36:15 PM
How come the new mascot can't be boobies???

I really like boobies.   I'm sure they would make a fine looking mascot.

I'm just sayin'
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#28
May 16, 2008, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 03:36:15 PM
How come the new mascot can't be boobies???

I really like boobies.   I'm sure they would make a fine looking mascot.

I'm just sayin'

No, because tastes are too varied and the mods to said boobs would not be consistent. That and plane tickets are exspensive.


And Paula totally said no to the whole idea.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Rev. Millertime

#29
May 16, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 16, 2008, 02:34:25 PM
I think we are overlooking the obvious here:



One more outburst like that, and I'm throwing you out of here!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
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