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Started by T-byrd, May 22, 2008, 12:05:12 PM

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swampduc

70 F, cloudy, 20% chance of rain in south Louisiana. Radar- no rain for 1 1/2 hrs ride from here. Going riding!
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IZ

Cool here in Austin with some crazy wind blowing for the last 2 days!! 

We're on the top floor with a loose eavestrough above the deck!!

I don't think we slept more than 2 hours last night from the noise it's making! 

This is irritating as h*ll!!   [bang]
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45F and cloudy.  Snow's all gone.  [thumbsup]
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Above freezing today, no snow. Ice on the ground is melting...
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Quote from: NAKID on December 14, 2008, 12:27:38 PM
Above freezing today, no snow. Ice on the ground is melting...
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Triple J

Snowed last night. It's not supposed to get above freezing at all this week.  :'(

Seattle isn't supposed to have weather like this.  [cheeky]

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Quote from: NAKID on December 14, 2008, 12:27:38 PM
Above freezing today, no snow. Ice on the ground is melting...

It does that so it can run onto the freshly cleaned walk, then refreeze overnight, thus allowing you to crack a rib on it.
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 DIARY OF A DEMENTED SNOW SHOVELER
DECEMBER 8
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes  drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
DECEMBER 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic Sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
DECEMBER 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry - we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
DECEMBER 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
DECEMBER 15
20 inches  forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
DECEMBER 16
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
DECEMBER 17
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
DECEMBER 20
Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
DECEMBER 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit  fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
DECEMBER 23
Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.
DECEMBER 24
6 inches - snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a pregnant dog who drives that snow plough, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.
DECEMBER 25
Merry make the beast with two backsing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - snowed in the idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a frickin' idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
DECEMBER 26
Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
DECEMBER 27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
DECEMBER 28
Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The pregnant dog is driving me crazy!!!
DECEMBER 29
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
DECEMBER 30
Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.
DECEMBER 31
I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
JANUARY 8
Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
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sno_duc

Quote from: ducpainter on December 14, 2008, 09:17:31 PM
DECEMBER 15
20 inches  forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

We are ;D it's been warming up to about 5 gets down to -10 to -15 at night.
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Quote from: sno_duc on December 14, 2008, 09:33:06 PM
We are ;D it's been warming up to about 5 gets down to -10 to -15 at night.


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Quote from: sno_duc on December 14, 2008, 09:33:06 PM
We are ;D it's been warming up to about 5 gets down to -10 to -15 at night.

Damn dude... it's warm there.

Today's High: -7F

Tomorrows forecasted high:  -17F

Oh, did i mention the steady 30+ mph winds all day today?   20+ mph tomorrow?


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Quote from: Rev. Millertime on December 14, 2008, 10:05:43 PM
Damn dude... it's warm there.

Today's High: -7F

Tomorrows forecasted high:  -17F

Oh, did i mention the steady 30+ mph winds all day today?   20+ mph tomorrow?




Wow, where is that?  I was inclined to pregnant dog about it not getting above about 40 degrees here today, and raining to top it off!  It was cold!

edit: nevermind, checked the profile.  Wow, that's @#$# cold.


sno_duc

Quote from: Rev. Millertime on December 14, 2008, 10:05:43 PM
Damn dude... it's warm there.

Today's High: -7F

Tomorrows forecasted high:  -17F

Oh, did i mention the steady 30+ mph winds all day today?   20+ mph tomorrow?




done my time on the slope ( Pudhoe bay) (mostly at Alpine and Kuparuk) I've seen -55 with 30 mph winds. Too cold for me you can have it. 8)
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It`s a cool 27 degrees C over here 8)
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