Happy New Years Everyone!!! 

Not sure yet. If we get invited to something, we'll go...but there's a ride tomorrow so no staying out late

I'm going to a little party over at the marina. None of the guests, including the hostess, ride or condone riding. So, guess how I'm getting there?

Quote from: sfarchie on December 31, 2008, 04:23:00 PMSo, guess how I'm getting there?

On one wheel...flames shooting out the pipes?

Quote from: sfarchie on December 31, 2008, 04:23:00 PM
I'm going to a little party over at the marina. None of the guests, including the hostess, ride or condone riding. So, guess how I'm getting there?

In which case, there is no reason to attend unless there will folks there who are all of the following:  (1) hawt, (2) easy and (3) drunk.  In a pinch, it's ok to attend if there is only (2) and (3), but only if you are (3).  Alternatively, even just (2) will work so long as you are (3) and they are really (2), but since you are on two wheels, (3) is bad, which means you need (1)-(3) to ensure attendance.

The Blonde and I were gonna stay in and watch the bebe geek percolate, but it seems that our attendance is required at a cocktail party.  I'm the official bourbon-bringer.  No one there will be (1).  Many will be (2) and (3).  Mostly cuz it'll be a buncha dudes.   

I think I'll fall asleep on the couch by ten. Wee.

Quote from: Spidey on December 31, 2008, 05:01:59 PM
Mostly cuz it'll be a buncha dudes.   

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 31, 2008, 05:22:37 PM
I think I'll fall asleep on the couch by ten. Wee.

Is this what married life is like?

yes

Quote from: desmoquattro on December 31, 2008, 05:34:42 PM
Is this what married life is like?

One broad for the rest of my days, so it's best not to go drool over the other ones.


And the liquor I have here is paid for and...er, here.

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 31, 2008, 05:22:37 PM
I think I'll fall asleep on the couch by ten. Wee.

I did that once but in my defence I was totally wasted.

Quote from: ghostrider on December 31, 2008, 07:29:54 PM
I did that once but in my defence I was totally wasted.

So that was...Tuesday?

Quote from: ghostrider on December 31, 2008, 07:29:54 PM
I did that once but in my defence I was totally wasted.

Who's ever not on New Years?


Last year spent most of it on the side of a highway, vomiting. Wee.

Last year I spent most of New Years pulling over onto the shoulder so that someone could vomit.

Apparently, Ducati_Tim is out partying...they just interviewed him at random on TV.

Quoth:
"Definitely looking forward to a cool and awesome New Year."

Saw Shiny Toy GUns...again and wooosaed rto some dico music :-)