Quote from: Tommy on January 02, 2009, 08:22:41 AM
simp sons

   simp (noun)
   
Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em.

Quote from: Slag on January 02, 2009, 08:26:09 AM

   simp (noun)
   
Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em.

http://www.monster.com/

just sayin....

   

Quote from: caffeinejunkee on January 02, 2009, 05:53:05 AM
Thanks Zach for the love....

--May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer. 

Gotta love Carnac-isms 

      May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
    *

      May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
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      May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
    *

      May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
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      May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
    *

      May your prize bull hate cows.
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      May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
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      May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
    *

      May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
    *

      May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
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      May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
    *

      May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
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      May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
    *

      May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
    *

      May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
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      May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
    *

      May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
    *

      May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.
    *

      May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
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      May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
    *

      May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.

Quote from: Slag on January 02, 2009, 09:03:03 AM
   
Gotta love Carnac-isms 

Is that a Johnny Carson thing?

Oui

Quote from: muskrat on January 02, 2009, 07:25:01 PM
damn, can't make it.  already planned an outing to Talamena with the cruiser guys BUT we did ride Ducs' all day long today

That really is a great run! Are you really doing this in one day?  That cruiser must be comfy 

We were there in September. Our only problem were the amount of bicycles on the road (hundreds!)  I was always afraid of blowing a corner and taking out half the peloton     

Sorry Tech 

Quote from: Slag on January 03, 2009, 07:20:30 AM
Sorry Tech 

Is this some kind of bad computer repair experience?

Quote from: Slur L'Burr on January 03, 2009, 07:32:01 AM
damn GWB...

Quote from: Slur L'Burr on January 03, 2009, 08:06:12 AM
17 days...

And I thought you were against politics on here...

Quote from: Slag on December 16, 2008, 12:00:06 PM
The politics forums 11 month probationary period has expired, and it is no more.

Quote from: Slur L'Burr on December 16, 2008, 12:18:38 PM
Prolly for the best... Plenty of other forums for that kind of stuff-

yep, slipping into dangerous territory there...

I removed my Al Gore post. It was not a political comment, rather a dispute of his scientific thought process. The problem is that I would have to explain that to 10 people over pm.

Al may not be a scientist, but global warming is a reality...

Quote from: Slur L'Burr on January 03, 2009, 08:34:17 AM
Al may not be a scientist, but global warming is a reality...