Quote from: dragonworld on January 11, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
And society has supposedly "PROGRESSED" since then ??


Yeah Right!!!

Yeah, we've gonne backwards....  (note following is a parody)

- Now you can't beat on your wife any more... pff womens lib!

- We have to share stuff with coloured folk, lucky i fall into either category

- Vote for the indigenous!!! WTF!

- Atomic bombs! Their safe!

- Homosexuality is a disease, find a cure by any means!

- Seat belts! Their for poossies!

- It's OK, my kids don't mind getting the sh!t kicked out of them by their father

Yeah, things were sure better back then... - KKK

Quote from: dragonworld on January 12, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
The Value of a Drink

'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. '
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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'24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol ma y cau se you to think you can sing.

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'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!'
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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'Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer . Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.'
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'



 

well geee i get all those warnings all the time without being drunk 

As of January 2009 Viagra will only be available under its chemical name! When required ask your pharmacist for  'MYCOXAFLOPIN" !!   

so Dragon you'll be using this name often?

Quote from: Jukie on January 17, 2009, 01:30:30 AM
so Dragon you'll be using this name often?

At my age Missie all help gratefully accepted !! 

your such a stud

you been peeking?? 

yeh for sure like to see what my boys have got in there pants

Quote from: Jukie on January 17, 2009, 10:31:50 PM
yeh for sure like to see what my boys have got in there pants

Fairs fair, we'll show you ours if you'll show us yours.        Hyuk, hyuk, 

i have already done that remember my old avatar with my new ducati shirt with the headlights on

i liked that avata 

reckon its time for a comeback???        

Quote from: Jukie on January 18, 2009, 02:15:03 AM
i have already done that remember my old avatar with my new ducati shirt with the headlights on

best avatar EVER! 

ok guys if you insist

Mmmmmmm ! Pity it doesnt scroll