Well, I finally had the "big motorcycle crash" that everyone's been warning me about since I first hopped on a bike.   

Though ironically and probably not surprisingly, it was on the dirtbike and not on the street.   

Long story short, DTM, a coworker, and I were up in Mendencino this weekend when I binned it big.  Resulting in a bit of unplanned pelvis restructuring.   
Helivac'd down to the Santa Rosa Memorial Hospital, lots of pain killers, a bit of PT, a good amount of TLC later and they're ready to send me home.  Which is where I might need a bit of help.

First, would any of our stronger San Franciscan members have time tomorrow night to attempt to carry me and a wheel chair up a total of 16 steps? Refreshments and merriment will be provided after my safe delivery of course!

Second, would anyone happen to have on hand a spare pair of crutches, one of the shower seat things that bridge from the outside to the inside of the shower, or just some spare Flintstones Chewable Morphine?

crapola!

I'm more loco than local, but if theres anything I can do..... please ask.

i say dan the man should be responsible for carrying you up the stairs, and for taking care of you for the entire recovery period.

Quote from: Jammen on January 20, 2009, 04:45:09 PM
Well, I finally had the "big motorcycle crash" that everyone's been warning me about since I first hopped on a bike.   

Though ironically and probably not surprisingly, it was on the dirtbike and not on the street.   

Long story short, DTM, a coworker, and I were up in Mendencino this weekend when I binned it big.  Resulting in a bit of unplanned pelvis restructuring.   
Helivac'd down to the Santa Rosa Memorial Hospital, lots of pain killers, a bit of PT, a good amount of TLC later and they're ready to send me home.  Which is where I might need a bit of help.

First, would any of our stronger San Franciscan members have time tomorrow night to attempt to carry me and a wheel chair up a total of 16 steps? Refreshments and merriment will be provided after my safe deliver of course!

Second, would anyone happen to have on hand a spare pair of crutches, one of the shower seat things that bridge from the outside to the inside of the shower, or just some spare Flintstones Chewable Morphine?

Yeah, this is the 2nd time that DTM has torpedoed another DMFer.  (That's probably not true, but it's more fun if we pretend it is.)  Before I decide whether to render aid I want the full story.  Dish it, sister...   

Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2009, 04:58:42 PM
Yeah, this is the 2nd time that DTM has torpedoed another DMLer.  (That's probably not true, but it's more fun if we pretend it is.)  Before I decide whether to render aid I want the full story.  Dish it, sister...   

Anyone want to go ride dirt bikes with me   2 for 2 this year.

Jammen getting a lift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrxhYqAegv4

Quote from: DanTheMan on January 20, 2009, 05:04:17 PM
Anyone want to go ride dirt bikes with me   2 for 2 this year.

now your avitar is starting to make more sense to me ... it's the death race 2000 logo, isn't it? 

Quote from: DanTheMan on January 20, 2009, 05:04:17 PM
Jammen getting a lift

Given the way it was introduced did anyone else think that this flick was going to show DtM and Jammen getting "up close and personal?"   

The Groupie (aka Frances) says she can give a hand lifting you in your wheelchair and that she is much stronger than she looks!  

Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2009, 05:20:29 PM
Given the way it was introduced did anyone else think that this flick was going to show DtM and Jammen getting "up close and personal?"   

that would be jamie getting a rise.

Quote from: bobspapa on January 20, 2009, 04:46:52 PM
I'm more loco than local, but if theres anything I can do..... please ask.

Thanks man! Your well wishes are more then enough!

Quote from: johnc on January 20, 2009, 04:48:37 PM
i say dan the man should be responsible for carrying you up the stairs, and for taking care of you for the entire recovery period.

Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2009, 04:58:42 PM
Yeah, this is the 2nd time that DTM has torpedoed another DMFer.

Surprisingly enough, DTM really had nothing to do with the crash, shocking, I know.
Really was a mild wash out that somehow managed to go really wrong.

Quote from: mostrobelle on January 20, 2009, 05:20:29 PM
Given the way it was introduced did anyone else think that this flick was going to show DtM and Jammen getting "up close and personal?"   

You don't even want to know some of the things he said to "make sure I was still awake" while we waited for the Helivac...

Quote from: CharliesAngel on January 20, 2009, 05:20:44 PM
The Groupie (aka Frances) says she can give a hand lifting you in your wheelchair and that she is much stronger than she looks! 

I'm sure she more then strong enough! I'd just be worried about her distracting DTM!   

Quote from: Jammen on January 20, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
You don't even want to know some of the things he said to "make sure I was still awake" while we waited for the Helivac...

i am guessing that they were followed by "giggitty giggitty goo"

Well, I'm not sorry my concert made me miss out on the Mendocino excursion.

Here's Jamie from yesterday, just about ready to pop wheelies in between charming all the nurses.

nice dress. 

same designer as mrs obama?

Since I was planning a visit tomorrow night anyway, I can offer my lifting services.  what time are you thinking?

Quote from: Jammen on January 20, 2009, 04:45:09 PM
Second, would anyone happen to have on hand a spare pair of crutches, one of the shower seat things that bridge from the outside to the inside of the shower, or just some spare Flintstones Chewable Morphine?

If you're serious about the crutches, I still have mine from my motorcycle accident a couple years ago that I would love to get rid of pass on to someone who will really appreciate them... 

Just let me know, and I'll bring 'em up to SF.