That last one is priceless!

"Steve, what are you smokin?"

An absolute classic. It is morons like that, and I do mean exactly like that, are the reason that Jennifer and I do not work at the Crowley Criminal Courthouse anymore. You think your "customers" are difficult?! I can't tell you how many defendants I had arrested who came to court drunk or high as a kite. We had two different defendants who came to court drunk for their felony DWI trials. Neither made it past the first floor security! Had one guy who went out and got s#@t faced drunk during his Intoxicated Manslaughter trial when the jury was taking a lunch break from it's deliberation on guilt/innocent. Said he felt bad about the way the trial had been going. Too bad he didn't feel that bad about the guy he killed while he was driving drunk. It's not like TV down there that's for sure.

Quote from: fastwin on January 24, 2009, 10:23:54 AM
An absolute classic. It is morons like that, and I do mean exactly like that, are the reason that Jennifer and I do not work at the Crowley Criminal Courthouse anymore. You think your "customers" are difficult?! I can't tell you how many defendants I had arrested who came to court drunk or high as a kite. We had two different defendants who came to court drunk for their felony DWI trials. Neither made it past the first floor security! Had one guy who went out and got s#@t faced drunk during his Intoxicated Manslaughter trial when the jury was taking a lunch break from it's deliberation on guilt/innocent. Said he felt bad about the way the trial had been going. Too bad he didn't feel that bad about the guy he killed while he was driving drunk. It's not like TV down there that's for sure.

all the more reason people should need a license to breed.  You have to get one to drive.   

I agree 100%!

Quote from: fastwin on January 24, 2009, 08:30:20 PM
I agree 100%!

finally, it's a start.  now lets run for office

When I moved across Arlington I could move everything without a truck -except my riding lawnmower.

I went to the corner store, got me an iced tea in a brown paper bag, and proceded to drive the mower across town on the road.
Got some funny looks, a few cops passed but they never enquired... 

Maybe I should've swerved around or somethin'   

Quote from: RichD on January 25, 2009, 12:41:36 AM
When I moved across Arlington I could move everything without a truck -except my riding lawnmower.

I went to the corner store, got me an iced tea in a brown paper bag, and proceded to drive the mower across town on the road.
Got some funny looks, a few cops passed but they never enquired... 

Maybe I should've swerved around or somethin'   

are you kidding? I wish we could have video taped that. 

Quote from: muskrat on January 25, 2009, 08:36:31 AM
are you kidding? I wish we could have video taped that. 

Totaly serious. 
Didn't know all ya'll then...

If only I could keep up with ***



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-KX6ioFxEU

Butchered by youtube.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL657Dc42yY

Nice Tommy!  I believe that was 917?

Quote from: TresGatos on January 26, 2009, 05:42:37 PM
Nice Tommy!  I believe that was 917?

917 from Joshua to I-35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYMGsbi7eY

Quote from: Tommy on January 26, 2009, 04:24:56 PMIf only I could keep up with ***

Yeah, ...good luck with that!   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014