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Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

Started by Zaster, February 01, 2009, 08:24:13 PM

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Zaster

Example #1:

Example#2:

Example#3:

oh wait...that's bacon [bacon]
Example#4:

Example#5:


Or could it just be the attire or the lack thereof? naaaahhhh!!!!!

Scottish

Mmmmmmm.... I love bacon.... oh, and #4 is pretty ok too.

kingbaby

I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Zaster


Zaster

Here is Pam's version why guys can't measure up to the previous pictures:


kingbaby

#5
Heres an equalizer.  THIS IS ONE BAD ASS (in the best way) CHICK.   [thumbsup]

I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Zaster


bonfy

Well, I'm a lumberjack and that's okay!  I work all night and I sleep all day!  Something about that view makes me want to just start hewing down trees and doing log rolls.   [laugh] [laugh]  If anyone needs their new leathers distressed, just send them to me.  I can make them look well used in, let's say, one quick trip to the tanning bed.   ;D
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

ducducgooseme

All I can say about this thread is WTF.

LOL, you guys amuse me.

I miss y'all
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

TheMav

Wow.  I love advertising.  Makes me believe all sorts of unrealistic things.  At least I can smile while being deluded. 

I was looking through my Ducati accessory catelog a few minutes ago.......none of those "items" are listed.  Strange....must be a misprinted copy......
There is no such thing as natural selection...only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Kawboy

For a few hundred you can probably buy the appropriate "accessory" right here in Albuquerque.   [roll]   Ten or twenty for the real discounted version   . . .   or so I've been told.   ;D
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advise.   (Bill Cosby)

TheMav

I've worked in 2 locations that are on Central.  No thanks.  (shudder). [puke]
There is no such thing as natural selection...only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

xsuperbikeracerx

#12
Quote from: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 09:27:02 PM
Here is Pam's version why guys can't measure up to the previous pictures:



A hot man on a Duc is AWESOME!!! But these are boys and eeewwwww, This ad makes me wanna  [puke] [puke] [puke] [bang] [bang]

Now gimme some of this as a hot Duc man ad!!!




Oh damn here comes some more of those dirty thoughts of Sete  [evil] [evil] [thumbsup] oh yea those thoughts are SOOOOOOOO great!

bonfy

UUuuuuummmmmmmmm...yummy...much better!   :D  What I want to know is what happened to those nancy boys when the Ducati owner came out and saw them touching his bike. 
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

xsuperbikeracerx

Quote from: bonfy on February 03, 2009, 10:38:07 PM
UUuuuuummmmmmmmm...yummy...much better!   :D  What I want to know is what happened to those nancy boys when the Ducati owner came out and saw them touching his bike. 

There was a funeral the next day  [laugh] [laugh]