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Started by eltristo, May 11, 2008, 07:34:18 PM

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teddy037.2

#60
May 19, 2008, 11:42:36 PM
have you seen it? it's raw bacon!



ok, so... yes... I've eaten raw lobster... but that bacon bra was just plain creepy

DRKWNG

#61
May 19, 2008, 11:49:23 PM
Yep, saw it.  But I never said I would want to taste it, just that it would be tasty to sample.  ;)

eltristo

#62
May 19, 2008, 11:50:36 PM
I am very torn on it.  I love the look, but I keep thinking "She'll have to wash those boobies"

Then I realize, I could wash those boobies.  And cook the bacon.  And life is grand once again!
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

#63
May 19, 2008, 11:51:15 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on May 19, 2008, 11:49:23 PM
But I never said I would want to taste it, just that it would be tasty to sample.  ;)

this sentence makes my brain hurt.

DRKWNG

#64
May 19, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
lol  sorry buddy.

teddy037.2

#65
May 19, 2008, 11:58:57 PM
s'okay. the scotch drowns my sorrow

Hank

#66
May 20, 2008, 12:17:06 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 11:42:36 PM

ok, so... yes... I've eaten raw lobster... but that bacon bra was just plain creepy
I ran a lobster through a band saw once.  Afterwards it still moved, so I sprayed the guts out and cooked it and ate it.  It turned out rubbery  :(  I though it made me a bad person, but then I remembered that lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea.
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eltristo

#67
May 20, 2008, 12:18:48 AM
Yup.  If you hadn't killed it, it would have surely killed you. 

Or something.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

#68
May 20, 2008, 02:19:32 PM
when I was little I had a nightmare about a giant lobster that was trying to kill me

Hank

#69
May 20, 2008, 05:40:09 PM
'00 Monster 750 Dark
Current mods: K&N and removal of the intake silencers,  AFAM 14 tooth front sprocket.  Termignoni high mounts <---Best mod yet!, Evoluzione slave cylinder,
NEW: removed dinky plastic covers and emissions canister for moar n00dity!
"I like my women the way I like my roads; with plenty of curves!"

DesmoBlob

#70
May 20, 2008, 06:31:49 PM
Quote from: Hank on May 20, 2008, 05:40:09 PM
LOBSTER STICKS TO MANGET!!!!!
lol wtf  [laugh]
lobster sticks to magnet (and they really mean it)

eltristo

#71
May 20, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
I can't prove them wrong, so...

they must be right!  What a find!
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

DRKWNG

#72
May 20, 2008, 08:46:13 PM
What about the math??  Have you done the math???

eltristo

#73
May 20, 2008, 08:54:52 PM
I started to, but I couldn't work out a figure for the antennae. 
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

#74
May 21, 2008, 07:13:36 PM
LMAO!

wacky lobsters
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