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Started by Dockstrada, May 22, 2008, 02:54:22 AM

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Jukie

#2700
March 23, 2009, 02:37:41 AM
leg to be licked and
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#2701
March 23, 2009, 02:48:31 AM
and ripped with depilatory wax
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#2702
March 23, 2009, 03:16:34 AM
then smoothed with moisteriser
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#2703
March 23, 2009, 03:19:06 AM
suitably applied with 300 grit
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#2704
March 23, 2009, 03:21:56 AM
of sandpaper whilst dragon does
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#2705
March 23, 2009, 03:23:55 AM
an application of  aftershave with
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#2706
March 23, 2009, 03:28:27 AM
jukie holding his face to
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

Big T

#2707
March 23, 2009, 03:46:25 AM
the wet tee shirt that
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

dragonworld.

#2708
March 23, 2009, 01:07:17 PM
stifle his screams as the
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

vossy

#2709
March 23, 2009, 03:00:50 PM
pain of waxing subsides while
"Life's short" "Ride More"

dragonworld.

#2710
March 23, 2009, 04:02:52 PM
sniggers and screams "BRAZILIAN" to
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

vossy

#2711
March 23, 2009, 05:59:30 PM
jukie as she thinks oh
"Life's short" "Ride More"

dragonworld.

#2712
March 23, 2009, 06:50:50 PM
this is going to sting
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

vossy

#2713
March 23, 2009, 07:48:45 PM
but as the trooper she
"Life's short" "Ride More"

dragonworld.

#2714
March 23, 2009, 08:07:08 PM
is, she grits her teeth
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!
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