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Started by Scottish, May 17, 2008, 10:03:17 AM

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hunkypunk

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You are right about the Desmocedici's sound. I saw two take off from the Ducati cafe in Rome and it was amazing.
For a moment I thought you were on one of them since he had the front wheel in the air.
Haha!!! Someday Karl........someday!!!

Ratfink749

I dont know what brought this back into my mind.. but the other night before walking into 2 Fools for Duc night (2 weeks ago I believe) I was parking on Central.. This guy walked up to me (either homeless.. or just dirty) starts talking to me "Ahh Ducati.. Thats a nice bike you've got there.. very fine motorcycle.. " "yes Sir this bike is one of the finest! I do love it!"  "yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!" and walked off.   I couldnt help but laugh..   [laugh]
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

Cloner

Quote from: Ratfink749 on May 28, 2009, 10:20:01 AM
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

ROTFL  This should be your new signature.  It's entirely too funny for words. 

What's next, commentary on Montblanc writing instruments?  Reminiscences on the efficacy of European soaps?  A contrast of Beluga, Osetra and Sevruga caviars?  Huh?  Makes me wanna  [drink] more!   ;D
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Ratfink749

Quote from: Cloner on May 28, 2009, 10:31:31 AM
ROTFL  This should be your new signature.  It's entirely too funny for words. 

A Grand Idea!  I'm still waiting for the Monte Blanc pen that will act as a video camera, a laser gun, and a cable dispenser capable of holding me while I scale a building to break into top secret offices.  Gonna need some better Sunglasses too if I'm gonna attempt that line of work.   [bang] oh.. and an Aston Martin wouldnt hurt either.
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

DucMouse the Mighty

now that sig is a classic  [laugh]

some people i tell ya......

i have had a bum come and compliment my bike and then walked off
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

dusty

I got the thumbs up and compliments from a couple of street corner beggars.  Does that count?  [laugh]

hunkypunk

check this out from AOL news this morning

http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/29/biker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F05%2F29%2Fbiker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely%2F

Scottish

Quote from: hunkypunk on May 30, 2009, 07:24:39 AM
check this out from AOL news this morning

http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/29/biker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F05%2F29%2Fbiker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely%2F
lol, I've had deer do that to me on the bike. But nothing with teeth and claws. Pretty sure the deer wasn't trying to eat me.  [cheeky]

KRJ

I want to see the rest of the picture of the "Jets cheerleader tryouts" article, altho the tiger was good !! [laugh]
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

Ratfink749

After a careful review.. I have just learned that this.. Right here.. on the TOSAT.. .is my 100th post!  yay!   And I'm bored. 
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: Ratfink749 on June 01, 2009, 12:21:45 PM
After a careful review.. I have just learned that this.. Right here.. on the TOSAT.. .is my 100th post!  yay!   And I'm bored. 

well if u wander around the forum...u think u can post enough to hit another 100  [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

The Plumber

#551
I was sitting at a light ... I turn on to Central and hear a bike coming flying up my drivers side.... And Looky Who It Is... I got Luckyyyy with this photo, I was going about 50 when i took it.. :)




SQUID??? :-*

hunkypunk

Quote from: The Hooligan Plumber on June 01, 2009, 03:21:21 PM
I was sitting at a light ... I turn on to Central and hear a bike coming flying up my drivers side.... And Looky Who It Is... I got Luckyyyy with this photo, I was going about 50 when i took it.. :)



DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO RUN TO THAT STORAGE, TO GET A LOCKER BEFORE IT WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hondas got some issues had to ride with no helmet to hear and feel what was going on......you know......zeeeee feeling!
Great shot THP!

kingbaby

Encyclopedia:  Chick Magnet  (see above pic)
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: hunkypunk on June 01, 2009, 04:29:00 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO RUN TO THAT STORAGE, TO GET A LOCKER BEFORE IT WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hondas got some issues had to ride with no helmet to hear and feel what was going on......you know......zeeeee feeling!
Great shot THP!

no comment  [popcorn]

spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!