http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/1213429584.html

Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things make the beast with two backsing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.

Holla at me up if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG!

Larry

Oh man! If only there were a service like that available here!! I've been DYING to see what a douchebag looks like on my bike!! WU TANG!!

Is that the fat American Stig?

Quote from: He Man on June 12, 2009, 04:57:44 PM
my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album.

it sounds legit - he said no monkey business.

Who wouldn't trust a 49 year old man that uses sentences like:

WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG!

... my biggest fear is that dumb bastard has reproduced ...

That dude brings teh dooosh.

Someone from NY really ought to take him up on his offer.

And post pics. 



WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG!
+11ty billion   

Quote from: Pedro-bot on June 12, 2009, 09:09:05 PM
Someone from NY really ought to take him up on his offer.

And post pics. 



WU TANG MUTHAmake the beast with two backsERS! WU TANG!
+11ty billion   

If he can ride your bike

Am I reading this right? He comes over with his wife. He rides my bike, I ride his wife?

I'm sooo confuused.

Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 16, 2009, 05:19:57 PM
Am I reading this right? He comes over with his wife. He rides my bike, I ride his wife?

I'm sooo confuused.

You probably wouldn't want to ride this guys wife.

Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 16, 2009, 05:19:57 PM
Am I reading this right? He comes over with his wife. He rides my bike, I ride his wife?

I'm sooo confuused.

Give a whole new meaning to "Enter the Wu".

Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 05:16:09 PM
Is that the fat American Stig?

the fat stig lives in Florida on an abandoned  racetrack.... beentwatching a lil bit of top gear