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Started by ducpainter, May 26, 2008, 07:37:49 PM

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ducpainter

May 26, 2008, 07:37:49 PM
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herm

#1
May 26, 2008, 10:36:08 PM
a) he fell into the fish pond and drowned - lowest probability
2) he is hanging out over at TOB - low probability
III) he actually has a life - j/k ;D
four) he was seriously disappointed by the behavior of folks with regard to TOB, and he is on strike - moderate possibility
e) his computer is broken - most likely

[thumbsup]
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Mother

#2
May 27, 2008, 01:22:05 AM
<stumbles into the room>

<shits on maurice's bed>

where am I?

and who are all you people?

has anyone seen my sock?

jdubbs32584

#3
May 27, 2008, 06:08:48 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 01:22:05 AM
<stumbles into the room>

<shits on maurice's bed>

where am I?

and who are all you people?

has anyone seen my sock?



I had him chained to my bed.



[evil]

Mother

#4
May 27, 2008, 06:40:14 AM
I was warm and happy

can I go back?

jdubbs32584

#5
May 27, 2008, 06:42:03 AM
Giggle. Only if you're good.  ;D

Mother

#6
May 27, 2008, 06:49:07 AM
Quote from: JBubble on May 27, 2008, 06:42:03 AM
Giggle. Only if you're good.  ;D

damn

I don't wanna be

Visolara

#7
May 27, 2008, 08:25:40 AM

i dont get it.

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Visolara

#9
May 27, 2008, 08:57:17 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:37:53 AM
I pooped on your bed

When I was sleeping?

Did you get any on Cierra?

Maurice Miller
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Mother

#10
May 27, 2008, 09:06:53 AM
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:57:17 AM
When I was sleeping?

Did you get any on Cierra?



she told me to do it

Visolara

#11
May 27, 2008, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:06:53 AM
she told me to do it

My mom did?

Maurice Miller
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Visolara

#13
May 27, 2008, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 09:33:15 AM
Cierra is your mom?

:o

she is going to be a mom, but your my current mother.  btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?

Maurice Miller
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Mother

#14
May 27, 2008, 09:39:19 AM
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 09:35:07 AM
she is going to be a mom, but your my current mother.  btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?



that is seriously make the beast with two backsed up dewd

you're not right in your head

I am your mother

go take a time out

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