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Started by Betty Rage, July 06, 2009, 01:58:49 PM

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Betty Rage

July 06, 2009, 01:58:49 PM
"This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

Date of Ordination: 07/05/09
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor

As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach,  teach and hold meetings.  Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.

You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.
Darkhorse den mother

DucMouse the Mighty

#1
July 06, 2009, 02:09:03 PM
 [thumbsup]

hey honey, u wana let Cierra marry us  [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

ryandalling

#2
July 06, 2009, 02:13:39 PM
How about exorcisms? From the smell of them... Mo's leathers have a demon inside that needs to be exorcised out.  ;D
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Visolara

#3
July 06, 2009, 02:40:28 PM
does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?

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JohnnyDucati

#4
July 06, 2009, 05:21:09 PM

Very, cool Reverend Cierra.

Congratulations!

GAAN

#5
July 06, 2009, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: Visolara on July 06, 2009, 02:40:28 PM
does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?




actually it means that you can't have sex anymore

she can only have sex with young boys

Fresh Pants

#6
July 06, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on July 06, 2009, 01:58:49 PM
"This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

Date of Ordination: 07/05/09
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor

As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach,  teach and hold meetings.  Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.

You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.

[clap]

A Ninja of the cloth?
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

scott_araujo

#7
July 07, 2009, 06:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement.  And I thought you were going to be a midwife.  Is this some weird new career that combines all three?

Scott

duc_fan

#8
July 07, 2009, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 06:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement.  And I thought you were going to be a midwife.  Is this some weird new career that combines all three?

Scott

Y'all do live in Portland, ya know.
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

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Betty Rage

#9
July 07, 2009, 12:39:31 PM
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 06:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement.  And I thought you were going to be a midwife.  Is this some weird new career that combines all three?

Scott

The belly dancing and the minister thing are both hobby-type things. The Midwife thing is a career thing.

thing.
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scott_araujo

#10
July 07, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level.  Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.

Scott

Betty Rage

#11
July 07, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything.  [laugh]
Darkhorse den mother

DucMouse the Mighty

#12
July 07, 2009, 02:15:05 PM
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on July 07, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything.  [laugh]

maybe u should  8)






















;D [bow_down]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

GAAN

#13
July 07, 2009, 07:09:52 PM
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level.  Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.

Scott


bah

delivering babies is like watching gallagher

you just stand to the side, watch, and avoid getting any of it on you... ;D

and

belly dancing doen correctly is a religious experience
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