Come and get it.  Ooo, a big surprise may be in side and you keep what you find, including Jimmy Hoffa!

How big is this big-ass safe?

Quote from: jimboecv on July 08, 2009, 01:41:28 PM
Come and get it.  Ooo, a big surprise may be in side and you keep what you find, including Jimmy Hoffa!

you know the combo? or need to drill?

that is soooo cool!
why get rid of it?

I'm an idiot.  Before I recover you should come and get the big-ass safe.

Quoteyou know the combo? or need to drill?

Yes, I do know the combo BUT I want someone, a new friend perhaps, to enjoy the lavish items I've tucked away in the deep corners of the big-ass safe.

I like to think of the big-ass safe's surprise as The DMF-MOB Love-Stimulant Package since so many folks have been sad around here lately.

Turn that frown up side down!!  With a big-ass safe!!!

Quote from: jimboecv on July 08, 2009, 03:37:53 PM
I'm an idiot.  Before I recover you should come and get the big-ass safe.

man..if i were still in oregon i would be on my way

Quote from: mostrobelle on July 08, 2009, 02:25:16 PM
How big is this big-ass safe?

I lack the professionals vernacular but, I've been told no less than three times by tradespersons who deal with big-ass safes, it is by any measure a big-ass safe, indeed.

Quote from: herm on July 08, 2009, 03:47:24 PM
man..if i were still in oregon i would be on my way

Big-ass safes are quite shippable.

Will you help me carry it up to my apt?, im on the 5th floor.

Which weighs more...1969 VW Bug or that safe?   

QuoteWill you help me carry it up to my apt?, im on the 5th floor.

The big-ass safe is quite a big-ass safe.  As such, it's size it is not recommended for anything but ground floor installations.
That said, I would help you move it up stairs, Dan, but it's against the big-ass safe's rules and the big-ass safe will not be ignored.   

QuoteWhich weighs more...1969 VW Bug or that safe?

1969 VW 'Bug' or Beetle as it's known amongst educated fans;
Weight = ~1850 lbs.
Big-ass safe = ~4500 lbs. (really)
Cadillac Escalade = ~ 5900 lbs.

Therefore, you can see the big-ass safe is:
More compact than it's competition.
Has a better warranty.
Is easier to park (I found my big-ass safe inside a wall.  Beat that, VW!)
And, if thrown out of the door of a helicopter from 2000 feet, would strike the ground with more energy than either the Volkswagen or the Cadillac, claiming the title of "Most Powerful" in our arbitrary shoot out*
*Based on my vague, 1/2 way through my first MacTarnahan's math.

You had me at "big-ass safe"



Unfortunately, you lost me at "~4500 lbs. (really)"

Hrm-I make it a point not to bring home anything too big for my deuce and a half truck.


It seems to work for me.

This big-ass safe... Is it big-ass enough for a person to live within its walls?

Is it furnished?