Quote from: jimboecv on July 08, 2009, 03:54:30 PM
Big-ass safes are quite shippable.

i dont think 4500 lbs is all that shippable.......unless its your dime?

Can the big-ass-safe bring peace in the middle east?

Can I fit a Big-Ass Fan in the big-ass safe?

Can the big-ass safe be use as a flotation device in the event of a water landing?

Do not taunt happy-fun big-ass safe.

i think the big ass safe would make a great mascot. dmf members could pass it around, sign it, store important legal documents in it, and take it to bars/moto gp/rides.....etc....

we could have rule that you could only transport i by......
wait a minute..

We could keep the official DMF midget, IZ inside of it.

Is it Dick Cheney's old "man-sized" safe of Daily Show fame?

Sorry for the delay in responding to your insightful comments.  Before responding I had to, oboviously, consult with the big-ass safe regarding it's needs desires and future disposition.

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Hrm-I make it a point not to bring home anything too big for my deuce and a half truck.


It seems to work for me.

Wiser words have yet to be spoken, especially if you're a single lad.  Brilliance noted.

Quotedont think 4500 lbs is all that shippable.......unless its your dime?

First one is on me.  Keep in mind there may be untold fortunes, etc. in the somewhat ancient recesses of the big-ass safe.

QuoteCan the big-ass-safe bring peace in the middle east?

Yes, it could.  However, we live in a New Testiment, free-will era and the velvet-gloved big-ass safe chooses to parentally guide not impose with a heavy, iron hand.

QuoteCan I fit a Big-Ass Fan in the big-ass safe?

The big-ass safe is ancient and wise so, much like Yoda, has certian limitations. 
The big-ass safe has no outlets.  And a low ceiling.  Much like your bike, the big-ass safe is ancient, therefore all fanning must be manual.

QuoteCan the big-ass safe be use as a flotation device in the event of a water landing?

The big-ass safe is whimsical and, like most safes, dark, lacks humor and is timeless. 
It can be used as a flotation device and would be happy to spend the next 1000 years on the bottom of the ocean with you.

QuoteDo not taunt happy-fun big-ass safe.

Word.

More to come.

I'm actually considering integrating big-ass safe into my garage. I have a nice big space in a shared garage - long enough for two cars end-to-end plus stuff. Towards the back it's at least 6 feet wider than my GTI. Big-ass safe could live a comfortable life there on the concrete.

Because it's a shared garage it's not all that secure; my old mountain bike was stolen from there even though it was cable-locked to a semi-big-ass post. Big-ass safe could easily protect all my moto-related valuables from thieves, vandals, and cats.

Big-ass safe needs to provide its own transportation to my garage, as it will not fit in the GTI and weighs ten times more than the monster.

Big-ass safe would be the center of attention at a future wrench day if I were to have one in my garage.

What are the dimensions of said safe, please?

now that he has some suckers on the hook, he drops the bomb....
big ass safe is on the 4th floor of a walk up.

Quote from: herm on July 10, 2009, 10:49:39 AM
now that he has some suckers on the hook, he drops the bomb....
big ass safe is on the 4th floor of a walk up.

Well then, you just need to wheel it to the closest window.

Can the big-ass-safe help me score some cat-fish tonight?

Can the big-ass-safe go fast and turn left?


If a train leaves Tennesse at 7:35pst traveling at 35mph in the direction of the big-ass-safe and the big-ass-safe (in the relm of the laws of physics as we know and not what applies to said big-ass-safe) is stationary, what time does the train get blown over in the tornado? (Ref video)

Train vs. Tornado - Spectacular!