East bound Malvern Road Glen Iris @ 1300hrs... 

Ticket in the mail... 

Ita 

"Bastard"     

But if you didn't pull him over, how did you know it was him?

Quote from: Betty on August 02, 2009, 01:33:26 AM
But if you didn't pull him over, how did you know it was him?

Because he folds up quite nicely...

Ita

my number plate is 'F you'....kind of hard to miss!  

I was well and truly under the speed limit mate...don't kid...I'm very controlled on these roads...

hey, that wasn't you in the silver volvo behind me...cause I was actually going to get off the bike and tell the driver that they were driving really well (and I don't see that often!)

now tell me the truth....being 6 foot 6 on a monster....I look like a monkey f_cking a coconut....

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

LOL... 

You do yook a little hunched up, but very stylish

I thought you were riding very sedately but then you turned into your driveway...  (I assume it was your driveway )  Man that it steep...  Do you mono out?? 

Ita

it's a nice drop to the bat cave.....you should hear the roar when I come out though!

(   not that I've come out around here though      )

RJ

Quote from: Ita on August 02, 2009, 04:05:10 AM

You do yook a little hunched up, but very stylish

you should have seen me on the 999s last weekend...I was sitting there...all arms and legs...tears running down my cheeks as my dream disappeared...meanwhile Ptooey was quietly chuckling beside me...he mentioned it looked a 'little' small for me.

Quote from: Spider on August 02, 2009, 03:59:02 AM
but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

Quote from: Betty on August 02, 2009, 04:28:00 AM
This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

It's a fact...

The further north ya go on the Aussie mainland the more 'bit different' becomes apparent     Not that it's a bad thing mind you...    Just a fact... 

Ita

Quote from: Spider on August 02, 2009, 04:19:03 AM
it's a nice drop to the bat cave.....you should hear the roar when I come out though!

(   not that I've come out around here though      )

RJ

It would be a bit steep to push the bike up to street level...   I guess the neighbours hate you when you leave EARLY!!!!

AS for coming out...     Don't step out...  Kick the fricken doors off the closet... 

Ita

AS for coming out...     Don't step out...  Kick the fricken doors off the closet... 

Ita
[/quote]

Ooooh Lycra Lad!! Thweet !! 

Quote from: Ita on August 02, 2009, 12:31:15 PM
It's a fact...

The further north ya go on the Aussie mainland the more 'bit different' becomes apparent     Not that it's a bad thing mind you...    Just a fact... 

Ita

Damn straight! Get to Innisfail, land of the Twinheads! 
I mean it even has Fail in the name!

Quote from: Spider on August 02, 2009, 03:59:02 AM
I look like a monkey f_cking a coconut....

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

Now, there is one hell of a mental image!

And now you can buy a shirt to celebrate every time you get on your bike 

Quote from: Betty on August 02, 2009, 04:28:00 AM
This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

I'm from further north than that....I'm originally a.......QUEENSLANDER

(now you know why I'm so handsome, charismatic, humorous and generally great!)

I got checked out more times in a week in Sydney than 17 years in Melbourne....your boys up there are predators and are looking for new meat, so to speak.