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Dantheman-satan incarnate or just bad luck?

Started by Popeye the Sailor, August 02, 2009, 11:38:55 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

We've all seen it. Something horrible happens, and Dan is somehow involved.


Spidey crashes-Dan is there.
Paula gets three flats on a bike ride and has to walk 15 miles home, Dan was there.
Jamie wads his Pelvis-Dan was there.
JohnC chokes to death-Dan again.



Is it just me or is Dan somehow involved in all the badness of the MOB?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ROBsS4R


So can we blame Dan for not catching any fish last night all though you did bring in a really nice 3 foot long stick fish  ;D
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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: ROBsS4R on August 02, 2009, 12:13:47 PM
So can we blame Dan for not catching any fish last night all though you did bring in a really nice 3 foot long stick fish  ;D

He was there and bad stuff happened. I don't see any other way to look at it.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DanTheMan

It has been a good year huh. Don't forget plowing in to DATV.
2008 KTM 690 SMC
2006 749 Dark- Sold
2003 M630ie Dark - Sold
2003 CRF175F
1999 Minsk 125 2T - Bought in Hanoi sold in Bangkok
1994 Ninja EX250 - Sold- AFM #692 - Retired
1996 Honda CR125R - Sold

Desmostro

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

mostrobelle

We had a "Blame it on Spidey" thread a long time ago.  It does seem time to pass the torch. 
94,500 miles...05/22/15

Vindingo

If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault!  >:(

desmoquattro

My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

johnc

wtf?  when did i get choked?  ???  oh ... you mean by DTM's WMD gas  :o

btw, i voted for boobies ... as always.  [thumbsup]

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 02, 2009, 11:38:55 AM
We've all seen it. Something horrible happens, and Dan is somehow involved.


Spidey crashes-Dan is there.
Paula gets three flats on a bike ride and has to walk 15 miles home, Dan was there.
Jamie wads his Pelvis-Dan was there.
JohnC chokes to death-Dan again.



Is it just me or is Dan somehow involved in all the badness of the MOB?

Michael Moore

Yeah, it looks like boobies are the clear favorite. Vox populi.
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DanTheMan

Quote from: Vindingo on August 02, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault!  >:(

forgot about that, sorry bout the hula girl and the dash. :-*

damn i do leave a wake of destruction.  [evil]
2008 KTM 690 SMC
2006 749 Dark- Sold
2003 M630ie Dark - Sold
2003 CRF175F
1999 Minsk 125 2T - Bought in Hanoi sold in Bangkok
1994 Ninja EX250 - Sold- AFM #692 - Retired
1996 Honda CR125R - Sold

GEEZER

but without Dan there...What Would Happen? Would it be like a country song played backward?

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: GEEZER on August 02, 2009, 09:55:08 PM
but without Dan there...What Would Happen? Would it be like a country song played backward?

One could only hope. I don't see any other way around it. We're going to have to kill him.


Possibly send him back to Jersey with Vinny, that way Vin would have food for the road and it's not like Jersey would notice the smell. Or maybe he can drop him off in central park.



I'll take his 749.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

desmoquattro

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 02, 2009, 10:08:37 PM
One could only hope. I don't see any other way around it. We're going to have to kill him.


Possibly send him back to Jersey with Vinny, that way Vin would have food for the road and it's not like Jersey would notice the smell. Or maybe he can drop him off in central park.



I'll take his 749.

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My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Grampa

Dan spelled backwards is nad

I googled nad and found this




Dan is Satan...and he'll wax yer junk
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