I might go to that Michael's craft place tomorrow and pick up some fabric paint.   

I think people don't know it's legal. That or they're just jealous. I had some dummy lay on his horn when I went by on the bridge. You have to know that I'm a pansy lane splitter. I have never split above 45 mph and I always wait until I have comfortable room. I don't just sit on the stripe and go like I see so many people doing.

I was OK with being an asshole.   

I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning.  She even jumped the green a little and led off-base, creeping forward.  I had to give her an A for effort, because that thing was an automatic.  I let her get even with me and she put her signal on--she really thought she was going to get ahead of me.  And then I shifted into 2nd...    She sort of pissed me off because if I ride it just right I don't have to actually stop at the light and it turns just in time for me to keep going.  Alas, I had to wait a good 3 seconds or so for it to turn.  She didn't try that again and just pulled in behind me.  I was really hoping she'd have a bit more spunk than that.  She did give me a first class glare though.   

The biggest downside to the full-face helmet is not being able to mean-mug back at people.  Especially when they so richly deserve it.

Quote from: mostrobelle on September 03, 2009, 08:30:24 PM

I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning...

Racing a Taurus? Now that's just too easy.

Quote from: mostrobelle on September 03, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
I was OK with being an asshole.   

I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning.  She even jumped the green a little and led off-base, creeping forward.  I had to give her an A for effort, because that thing was an automatic.  I let her get even with me and she put her signal on--she really thought she was going to get ahead of me.  And then I shifted into 2nd...    She sort of pissed me off because if I ride it just right I don't have to actually stop at the light and it turns just in time for me to keep going.  Alas, I had to wait a good 3 seconds or so for it to turn.  She didn't try that again and just pulled in behind me.  I was really hoping she'd have a bit more spunk than that.  She did give me a first class glare though.    

Then we made out.

Jeez.  What kind of an aspiring writer are ya if ya can't even figure out how to finish a story properly?

Quote from: Spidey on September 04, 2009, 07:46:44 AM
Jeez.  What kind of an aspiring writer are ya if ya can't even figure out how to finish a story properly?

It's hard to make out with a full-faced helmet on unless one hsa Gene Simmons' tongue.

Quote from: mostrobelle on September 04, 2009, 08:10:45 AM
It's hard to make out with a full-faced helmet on unless one hsa Gene Simmons' tongue.

Now that woulda been an ending!!!!  See, H, when your creative juices get flowin', you can come up with good stuff.

Why do I get the feeling Spidey started every high-school essay with "Dear Penthouse, I never believed any of those other essays people wrote, until the other day..."?

Quote from: bobspapa on September 03, 2009, 08:58:53 AM
with a lil soot smudge that made her look like a skinny Hitler

that explains the jew hate'n part

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