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Started by ducpainter, January 13, 2009, 02:44:51 PM

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lethe

#1350
September 16, 2009, 03:01:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 02:57:57 PM
I'll send you the airbrush...

Knight would look like a tall Red Foxx. :P
Can I be either Grady or Rollo?
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#1351
September 16, 2009, 03:08:36 PM
Quote from: lethe on September 16, 2009, 03:01:29 PM
Can I be either Grady or Rollo?
You can be both. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Oldfisti

#1352
September 16, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
Who's gonna be aunt Ester?


Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducpainter

#1353
September 16, 2009, 03:10:15 PM
Quote from: alfisti on September 16, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
Who's gonna be aunt Ester?



I'll be the pregnant dog.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#1354
September 16, 2009, 03:16:20 PM

Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?
Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

Fred Sanford: On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat?
Aunt Esther: Oh I wouldn't mind a little snack.
Fred Sanford: Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!

Fred Sanford: Listen, Esther. In the first place, you can't enter that contest because your not eligible. See one of the things you have to be is a part of a certain race.
Woody Anderson: What race?
Fred Sanford: Human!

Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!

Fred Sanford: All you got to do is enlist Esther in the Navy. And that way, you can have her face buried at sea!

Lamont Sanford: She's gonna be competing with her own peers.
Fred Sanford: Her Peers?
Lamont Sanford: Yes.
Fred Sanford: You mean Godzilla is in the contest?

Aunt Esther: What's wrong with my posture?
Fred Sanford: It's full of prune pits!

Fred Sanford: Polly-Esther - that's you. Half woman, half parrot!

Fred Sanford: Who is it?
Aunt Esther: It's Esther!
Fred Sanford: Esther who?
Aunt Esther: You know Esther who! Open this door fool!
Fred Sanford: I can't open the door!
Aunt Esther: Why not?
Fred Sanford: You too ugly!
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'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#1355
September 16, 2009, 03:19:59 PM
Esther...Fred Sanford...you look like a messy fool.

Fred...Esther...you look like a cessy pool.

[thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#1356
September 16, 2009, 03:24:23 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 03:19:59 PM
Esther...Fred Sanford...you look like a messy fool.

Fred...Esther...you look like a cessy pool.

[thumbsup]
What a truly great show.
Maybe it can be the theme next year seeing that we'll be burning the junkyard Ranger.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#1357
September 16, 2009, 03:27:48 PM
Quote from: lethe on September 16, 2009, 03:24:23 PM
What a truly great show.
Maybe it can be the theme next year seeing that we'll be burning the junkyard Ranger.
With any luck...

the Ranger will be gone before that.

For money even. ;)

Fred would be proud.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


The Architect

#1358
September 16, 2009, 03:37:51 PM
Quote from: alfisti on September 16, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
Who's gonna be aunt Ester?




Don't worry Nate I'll be Ester.  I've been told I look just like her.

ducpainter

#1359
September 16, 2009, 03:39:03 PM
Quote from: The Architect on September 16, 2009, 03:37:51 PM
Don't worry Nate I'll be Ester.  I've been told I look just like her.
Where's the fun in that for me Frank? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Howie

#1360
September 16, 2009, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 02:34:24 PM
I musta missed Kanye at DIMBY

Me too, and he was so close :-\

KnightofNi

#1361
September 16, 2009, 08:19:44 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 16, 2009, 02:57:57 PM
I'll send you the airbrush...

Knight would look like a tall Red Foxx. :P

*grabs chest*
i'm coming elizabeth! this is the big one!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

TiNi

#1362
September 18, 2009, 02:19:49 AM


dimby bromance  :-*

Monsterlover

#1363
September 18, 2009, 03:26:24 AM
They were powerless to restst each other.

Their beards were like magnets.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#1364
September 18, 2009, 04:40:37 AM
that has to be the beard buddies picture.

[laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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