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hooligan machinist

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Ddan

Quote from: hooligan machinist on September 20, 2009, 04:20:46 PM
 
Or Vodka. ;D
I'm still working on bear bait, I don't think they like vodka but they will get shitfaced on old apples.   ;D
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hooligan machinist

Quote from: Dan on September 20, 2009, 04:26:06 PM
I'm still working on bear bait, I don't think they like vodka but they will get shitfaced on old apples.   ;D

If that's the case, they could have a frat party in my orchard right now. [laugh]
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Ddan

Quote from: hooligan machinist on September 20, 2009, 04:29:47 PM
If that's the case, they could have a frat party in my orchard right now. [laugh]
I've been told they aren't happy drunks [roll]
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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ducpainter

Quote from: Dan on September 20, 2009, 04:20:05 PM
You're in a tough spot then.  Are there any cookies Nate won't eat?
No...

I'll complain about the one's that suck, but I'll eat them.

Quote from: hooligan machinist on September 20, 2009, 04:20:46 PM
 
Or Vodka. ;D

The bear will die before that happens. :P

Quote from: hooligan machinist on September 20, 2009, 04:29:47 PM
If that's the case, they could have a frat party in my orchard right now. [laugh]

There's enough apples under that one tree by the screen house to get the whole bear family soused.
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lethe

Just put out a "No Bears Welcome" mat
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Ddan

Quote from: ducpainter on September 20, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
No...

I'll complain about the one's that suck, but I'll eat them.

The bear will die before that happens. :P

There's enough apples under that one tree by the screen house to get the whole bear family soused.
So you won't share with the bear for the common good?    ;D
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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DesmoDiva

Okay...

I'm sleeping in the barn next summer....

on the second floor....with the ladder pulled up behind me... :P
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ducpainter

Quote from: lethe on September 20, 2009, 04:33:10 PM
Just put out a "No Bears Welcome" mat


Quote from: Dan on September 20, 2009, 04:34:30 PM
So you won't share with the bear for the common good?    ;D
He can have the apples.

How's that for sharing?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Ddan

It could be a sort of pre-marinating.  Apple Jack flavored bear burgers.   
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

DesmoDiva

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Quote from: ducpainter on September 20, 2009, 04:36:37 PM


Bear burgers and steaks...   [thumbsup]


Back to watching NHRA....
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'02 ST4s Yellow

lethe

Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 20, 2009, 04:36:19 PM
Okay...

I'm sleeping in the barn next summer....

on the second floor....with the ladder pulled up behind me... :P
Not me, field again is fine. If anything I can make a bear blanket to stay warm.
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hooligan machinist

Quote from: lethe on September 20, 2009, 04:43:31 PM
Not me, field again is fine. If anything I can make a bear blanket to stay warm.

We'll tape some donuts to your tent, just to give you a fighting chance. ;)
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lethe

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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Big Troubled Bear

Quote from: lethe on September 20, 2009, 05:02:52 PM
I ain't skeered of no pooh bear

Just wait till I have had my fill of honey [evil]



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