Quote from: Fresh Pants on September 17, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
I don't get hipsters.

That`s why they are worn by the Y generation

I don`t get possesive Ex Wife

Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on September 17, 2009, 11:17:32 PM
That`s why they are worn by the Y generation

I don`t get possesive Ex Wife

sounds like the ex is the one who doesnt get it...

Thanks guys for the support and some insight. I love the lack of clutch plates analogy.

Quote from: VisceralReaction on September 17, 2009, 03:13:37 PM
I don't get how my wife of 15 years told me that she doesn't love me anymore.
I'm not perfect but everyone we know is shocked by this revelation.
We were always looked at as the perfect couple by friends and family.
What have I missed? I just don't get it...........

Sorry to hear.  That's almost the exact situation as me.  Try counseling.  If that doesn't work, move on sooner than later.  My future ex moved out over the summer, but most people think we are still a family b/c she is still part of our kids' life.  She's crazy.  I got the house AND the kids AND she pays me even though she makes less than me.  There's a silver lining somewhere in there.  Good luck.

Ciao

I don't get why we have to boil everything down into a cute, TV friendly catch phrase. I was already starting to hate the phrase, "these tough economic times" but I just heard Rachael Ray use it with that big ass grin on her face to promote some cheap eats show.

Quote from: superjohn on September 19, 2009, 06:06:18 AM
I just heard Rachael Ray

That's all I needed to see to feel sorry for you...

Quote from: VisceralReaction on September 17, 2009, 03:13:37 PM
I don't get how my wife of 15 years told me that she doesn't love me anymore.
I'm not perfect but everyone we know is shocked by this revelation.
We were always looked at as the perfect couple by friends and family.
What have I missed? I just don't get it...........

Sorry to hear , I don't have any good answers for you but just wanted to send you some ((hugs)).

Quote from: teddy037.2 on September 17, 2009, 04:58:46 PM
that's not what I meant, paula... there seems to be this disproportionate amount of women in my town with these small, yapper-type dogs that are too pretty to get in the dirt, so they carry them around like flippin' handbags on walks.

Hmm, we don't have any like that around here but I have seen those in Central Park and I don't get it either.

Quote from: tlloyd66 on September 19, 2009, 05:58:29 PM
That's all I needed to see to feel sorry for you...

Yeah, I couldn't lunge for the remote fast enough after Chef's vs. City.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no make the beast with two backsing way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

why isnt there a water option? water beats them all.
water erodes rock, turns paper to soggy pulpy goo, and rusts scissors so they dont work.

and fire.
fire would beat them all too.
even water.

^  Well, we have to play fair.  If fire or water beat everything then each player would show fire  or water each time (how do you make a fire symbol?) and each game would be a tie.  Like trying to tie both shoes at once with one hand.  Like most serious players I'm very disappointed in the lack of mature thought behind this question.

all professional players of ro sham bo know better than to let maturity get in the way of victory

besides, if you do the math...,

R(1) = 0        n-1   C(n,k)*R(k)
R(n) = 1/p(n) + Sum( ------------- )
                k=1     (2^n-2)

                          n!
       where  C(n,k) = --------
                       k!(n-k)!


clearly fire should be included