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Understanding the Turbo Encabulator

Started by jimboecv, October 14, 2009, 01:51:51 PM

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jimboecv

October 14, 2009, 01:51:51 PM
http://www.break.com/index/understanding-the-turbo-encabulator.html#id1445369

Is easier said than done.  Service Techs rejoice, someone speaks your language.
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I'm gonna shit in your helmet the next time I see you.

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Speeddog

#1
October 14, 2009, 03:05:47 PM
That's absolutely flawless!  [clap]
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Desmostro

#2
October 14, 2009, 04:45:07 PM
I just got back from the dentist and my head feelings like a mellon-ball. That all made perfect sense until the Novocaine started warring off.
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Duck-Stew

#3
October 14, 2009, 04:50:49 PM
...that will perform no other function than to raise the billable hours of the service department.


ROFLMAO!!!!

Damn that's classic.  [laugh]
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jimboecv

#4
October 14, 2009, 07:08:55 PM
Yeah, if you've ever sat through one of these it's damn funny.
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DanTheMan

#5
October 14, 2009, 07:35:13 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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petemg

#6
October 14, 2009, 09:31:51 PM
Rockwell Automation also dabbled in the exciting field of encabulators a couple years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuhYd9L_d7w

jimboecv

#7
October 15, 2009, 06:50:15 AM
Too good.  I guess my certification as a Turbo Encabulator Sr. Tech. is shot.  Back to school...
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I'm gonna shit in your helmet the next time I see you.

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sally101

#8
October 15, 2009, 07:25:36 AM
So confused...

Is this real? They have the real corporate logos..

Is this confusion feeling the result of reading too many BARF threads?
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jimboecv

#9
October 15, 2009, 08:47:40 AM
It's confused feel BARF as of too readed OK logosed.
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duckwrench13

#10
October 15, 2009, 09:35:25 AM
That all makes perfect sense! Obviously, none of you have ever been bored enough to actually read military tech manuals cover to cover!
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Drunken Monkey

#11
October 15, 2009, 10:39:02 AM
Quote from: duckwrench13 on October 15, 2009, 09:35:25 AM
That all makes perfect sense! Obviously, none of you have ever been bored enough to actually read military tech manuals cover to cover!

Yep. Only the military could take something as simple as "Nuts and bolts" and turn them into "Paired Spiral Coupling Hexaform compression units"
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

MendoDave

#12
October 30, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: duckwrench13 on October 15, 2009, 09:35:25 AM
That all makes perfect sense! Obviously, none of you have ever been bored enough to actually read military tech manuals cover to cover!

I used to have a couple of manuals that I was required to have, and know all about for the C-130
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