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Started by Grampa, October 16, 2009, 03:50:50 PM

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Grampa

October 16, 2009, 03:50:50 PM Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 04:02:48 PM by bobspapa
too bad it aint for the garage.

turns out I have sleep apnea and I have to wear that retarded cpap mask




I'll never get laid again

This is how lm sees me now


[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

TiNi

#1
October 16, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
yep... sex in bed are out for you  [laugh] :-*

sorry to hear about your apnea

MendoDave

#2
October 16, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
Just get the one for the garage. you might as well sleep out there too.  [cheeky]

Monsterlover

#3
October 16, 2009, 04:30:30 PM
You'll feel a lot better.

My dad and his 2 brothers + 1 sister all have cpap masks and they all say it's like night and day.

I have it too I think.  The sleep center said no, but I think they're just trying to steal my awake-o-gens.

No wait.

They're trying to prevent my nap centers from functioning.

See my latest post in drunk thread.

that is all

8)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

moto-zen

#4
October 16, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
Here are a few interesting articles on sleep apnea and one of my favorite instruments. Maybe it will lead you down a different path than the pessimistic one we are always handed by the medical community. Who knows?
http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266
http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos
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take away from those who are willing to work and
give to those who are not. - Thomas Jefferson

Speeddog

#5
October 16, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
Ummm... you know that you don't have to put it on until you're going to go to sleep, right?  ;D

Hope it helps ya!  [beer]
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Speedbag

#6
October 16, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
Bob....I am your fathaaa.....

Wonder if those masks make the average goon sleep better. If so, I'm there.........
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Grampa

#7
October 16, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Quote from: blac9 on October 16, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
Here are a few interesting articles on sleep apnea and one of my favorite instruments. Maybe it will lead you down a different path than the pessimistic one we are always handed by the medical community. Who knows?
http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266
http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos


I'm not sure the neighbors would like me if our house became an outback steakhouse commercial......  maybe I'll dust off the old clarinet  [cheeky]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#8
October 17, 2009, 06:43:40 AM
Did you ever have your tonsils out?
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Popeye the Sailor

#9
October 17, 2009, 08:08:33 AM
Can you hook the compressor up to your penis pump? It might save time.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

herm

#10
October 17, 2009, 11:52:39 AM
this is one of those new medical terms/technologies/treatments that i confess to not understand....

is it something that has just started happening in the last 20 years, or is it just that spouses are getting less tolerant?
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

TiNi

#11
October 17, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on October 17, 2009, 08:08:33 AM
Can you hook the compressor up to your penis pump? It might save time.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [bow_down]

Holden

#12
October 17, 2009, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 16, 2009, 03:50:50 PM
This is how lm sees me now

Better than this:


;D

Monsterlover

#13
October 17, 2009, 02:30:35 PM
DMF thread GPS: "Keep left, then make U-turn in 500 feet to get back to where you were". . .






















































. . . before we started talking about penis pumps
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

#14
October 17, 2009, 06:27:41 PM
no penis pump for me.... I'm old school

I rock the Popsicle sticks and ducktape
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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