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Started by Oldfisti, October 17, 2009, 06:06:47 PM

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Oldfisti

October 17, 2009, 06:06:47 PM

Just saw this on my local craigslist.

Funny shit if it is real!  [leo] [puke] [laugh]




Cop who gave me DWI - m4m - 25 (Albany)
Date: 2009-10-17, 4:54PM EDT
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You were not the driver of the police car. You where tall and so hot... I bet you are not gay but still the whole time I was getting the dwi I was checking out your butt.. I'm still mad you gave me a dwi but whatever. Take me to dinner to make up for it... PS I had a saab

    * Location: Albany
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

zarn02

#1
October 17, 2009, 07:43:25 PM
[laugh]

He's ever the optimist...
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

zarn02

#2
October 17, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
I went looking for another "m4m" that I'd seen while some buddies and I were trolling craigslist. Something about a guy thinking the cleaning dude was checking out his package in the bathroom. :-X

Couldn't find that, but here's this!

Amy at Red Lobster...East side - m4w (Wichita)
Date: 2009-10-11, 1:44AM CDT

Amy was a hostess at Red Lobster on the east side by Target. Saw her around 5:30 PM on Saturday. She's about 5 ft 7in, dark hair a little longer than shoulder length, slender. If you know her, pass this on. I'm an amateur photographer and I would like to make her an offer for a paid photo shoot. Pays well.

[evil]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

derby

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October 17, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on October 17, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
I went looking for another "m4m" that I'd seen while some buddies and I were trolling craigslist.

uh huh... if you say so...
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October 17, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
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Oldfisti

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October 21, 2009, 01:02:05 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on October 17, 2009, 07:43:25 PM
[laugh]

He's ever the optimist...


He sure is!

From today...


The hot gay cop who gave me a DWI - m4m - 25 (Albany)
Date: 2009-10-21, 1:46AM EDT
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You were hot. I was driving home from a friends and had one to many drinks. I was not drunk but still was over the limit. You were so hot. Getting the dwi was fun because I got to look at you the whole time. Your butt was so hot. I hope I get to see you in court. I think you were gay because you were so caring. I hope you READ this cause then we can meet and you can take me out to dinner for being such a jerk that night! LOVE YOU! P.S. I had a saab

    * Location: Albany
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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