Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....

Started by Spider, October 29, 2009, 02:34:29 AM

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dragonworld.

Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

dragonworld.

Quote from: CairnsDuc on October 29, 2009, 03:39:02 PM
As mentioned above, she really needs to be put over your knee and given a damn good spanking.

And if not that, I can think of something involving a french tickler, a chimp and 2 Gallons of warm Custard!  [cheeky]



And dont forget the feather duster!!!  ;D  Or if you are feeling REALLY kinky, use the whole chook.  [evil] [thumbsup]


Ve hef vays of making you talk, fraulein!  [evil] [evil] [evil]
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT


Spider


Betty

Quote from: Spider on October 30, 2009, 03:31:25 AM
boob jobs suck.

seriously

???

Did it hurt too much?

Or did it change your personality?

Did you think people lost respect for you?
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Spider

Quote from: Betty on October 30, 2009, 11:44:09 AM
Did it hurt too much?

Or did it change your personality?

Did you think people lost respect for you?

I'm used to being used as a sex object, women have been doing it to me for years.  :'(

Ita

Spider if you catch that girlie thief...

Tie her up and treat her like a farm animal or just go medieval on her. [thumbsup]

As for boob jobs...  I'm with you.   Never seen good one [puke]

Ita

Jukie

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

Ita

Quote from: Jukie on October 31, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
So ita does that mean you would like too see a good one

Let me think about that....   YES PLEASE   [cheeky]   

Ita

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