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The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread

Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Randimus Maximus

Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 06:31:19 PM
yeah, I think the dog was photochopped in but... chick on a 1098 is hawt

Helmet...check.
Leather riding jacket...check.
Sweat pants...Check - WTF??

1KDS

Every bike I've ever owned.

NAKID

2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

1KDS

the funny thing is there is a helmet hanging on the front of the bike
Every bike I've ever owned.

krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.


Duck-Stew

Ok, so my cell phone main screen died today.  Flip it open and it's white.  Totally F'n white.  I know my way around the phone enough to make a few calls in my contacts and can receive calls still so I'm good till tomorrow or so.

Drop by the Verizon store today and the kid looks at the phone and declares that 'its shot'.  Ok, I'll give ya that one...  But next he pulls the battery out and declares through nothing but his visual acuity at the case of the battery that it's shot too.  Then he spins it around on the counter and just looks at me.  Blankly.

WTF!  Damn kids these days....

Oh, and that's a REALLY nice --um-- pic of the girl on the 1098.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

herm

WTF!!

why does my battery always shit the bed on a sunday when I cant get a new one? on a similar subject, why do the smoke alarm backup batteries always die in the middle of the night?
>:(
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

badgalbetty

"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

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Bick

I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks...  (and one more a couple months ago)

Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:


is one of these:
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DRKWNG

Quote from: Bick on August 01, 2010, 07:38:54 AM
I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks...  (and one more a couple months ago)

Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:


is one of these:


Well, there are an awful lot of idiots out there...

fastwin

Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 07:22:08 PM


Sort of a "what can brown do for you" moment. ;D Maybe the driver just delivered the mini sewing machine to the dude in the tux and the police didn't care for the parking job. [laugh]

Speedbag



(more or less how I feel on the average workday)
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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Speedbag on August 05, 2010, 02:38:33 AM


(more or less how I feel on the average workday)

On top of the world and moist?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.