Quote from: bobspapa on August 03, 2009, 08:02:24 AM
Dan spelled backwards is nad

I googled nad and found this




Dan is Satan...and he'll wax yer junk

Watch out, BP! He was atchyer wedding!

come to think about it... I did lay the 1098 down, and that happened after the wedding.

hmmmmmm

Vindingo got shot in the ass, *might* have been my suggestion to go stand there as a target.

Quote from: DanTheMan on August 03, 2009, 07:13:31 PM
Vindingo got shot in the ass, *might* have been my suggestion to go stand there as a target.

No, I think he got Jamie to pay him $20 to do it.

Quote from: Vindingo on August 02, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
If my truck breaks down due to lack of hula girl it will be Dan's fault! 

Looks like the wave of terror might be over.



Let's all have a party after he goes, no?

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 15, 2009, 09:01:08 AM
Looks like the wave of terror might be over.



Let's all have a party after he goes, no?

Don't count on if, my range of pain knows no bounds political or other.

They say if you stand in a dark room, with your back turned towards a mirror, and then say "dantheman" three times he will appear and steal your soul.

Which seems like a great way to save on plane tickets for your return flight, so let us know when you're ready to come home Dan and we'll hook you up.

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 16, 2009, 11:01:30 AM
They say if you stand in a dark room, with your back turned towards a mirror, and then say "dantheman" three times he will appear and steal your soul.

Which seems like a great way to save on plane tickets for your return flight, so let us know when you're ready to come home Dan and we'll hook you up.

I was hoping to get busted for some pety crime where they'll deport me back to the US. Need to do the reasearch on which one will work.

Maybe if i cross the border from China to NKorea, Bill Clinton will bring me home. That would be a cool to cap off the trip.

Quote from: DanTheMan on December 16, 2009, 11:40:13 AM
I was hoping to get busted for some pety crime where they'll deport me back to the US. Need to do the reasearch on which one will work.

Maybe if i cross the border from China to NKorea, Bill Clinton will bring me home. That would be a cool to cap off the trip.

try spray painting some graffiti in singapore ... that will either get you deported, or caned. 

if that does not work out for you ... you can always try and smuggle some heroin out of turkey.  

Quote from: DanTheMan on December 16, 2009, 11:40:13 AM
I was hoping to get busted for some pety crime where they'll deport me back to the US. Need to do the reasearch on which one will work.

Maybe if i cross the border from China to NKorea, Bill Clinton will bring me home. That would be a cool to cap off the trip.

Yes, well then, before you go and do that, I need to come by and pick up the 125 so as to "keep an eye on it."