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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: triangleforge on February 08, 2010, 01:54:38 PM
Aisle 10, just past the choco-bacon bar in the foreground...




Didn't make it past the bacon....

Nothing else exists except bacon...

Therefore, astronaut ice cream doesn't exist...

Hence my response, "What astronaut ice cream."
;D
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]



Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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ryandalling

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triangleforge

Quote from: Short-Bus Bacon Junkie on February 09, 2010, 09:03:33 AM
Nothing else exists except bacon...
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]

Very good, my young acolyte. You have begun to glimpse the nature of the universe. Here is your zen koan for your next meditation. Nothing else exists except bacon. This is true, and your first step on the path of wisdom. It is also true that all things have a Buddha nature, because the Buddha is in all things and is all things. So, therefore, is the Buddha made entirely of bacon?

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The Bacon Junkie

If Buddha were made of bacon, Buddha wouldn't really exist.  There is no Buddha.

If we say that Buddha is bacon, then Buddha exists.

To take it one step further, we don't exist because we are not bacon.

I am a fig newton of my own imaginasium....

[bacon]
[bacon]
[bacon]
[bacon]
[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

hihhs

Monster 1100

NoisyDante

'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

DesmoDiva

Quote from: Short-Bus Bacon Junkie on February 10, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
If Buddha were made of bacon, Buddha wouldn't really exist.  There is no Buddha.

If we say that Buddha is bacon, then Buddha exists.

To take it one step further, we don't exist because we are not bacon.

I am a fig newton of my own imaginasium....

[bacon]
[bacon]
[bacon]
[bacon]
[bacon]


LMAO!!

I think you need a bacon break. 
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: DesmoDiva on February 18, 2010, 06:26:24 PM
LMAO!!

I think you need a bacon break. 

Yeah, you may be right... I may be crazy... But it just may be a lunatic, oh wait... sorry, Billy Joel reference..  :P

The last time I had bacon was last night.  Almost made some tonight...

I thought about giving it up for lent, but gave up sex instead... it'll be easier!    :o



;D




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

WarrenJ

Just saw a t-shirt that stated  "Bacon is Meat Candy"
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Every bike I've ever owned.

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also there was a baconfest today in des moines, but too far for me  :'(
Every bike I've ever owned.

mookieo2


NoisyDante

'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Rev. Millertime

Quote from: triangleforge on February 08, 2010, 12:27:43 PM
If it's bacon and chocolate, try the Mo's Bacon Bar:

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

Haven't tried one (yet) myself, but my foodie sister in law describes these in lustful terms that are not appropriate for a family Ducati Monster Forum.


I shall sacrifice myself and try them for you...  found them at a store I was installing cameras at today!

Available in both Milk and Dark Chocolate!!!



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