Do you have some mundane piece of bullshit you just can't help telling people about? Perhaps you did something completely banal this weekend and insist on vomiting a story about it onto the internet. Maybe you have a very strong opinion about something that everyone else on the planet couldn't give two shits about. This is the thread where you can tell us all about it! Why clog up the board with more threads when you can post here and be absolutely, positively certain that No One Gives a Shit! Gone are the days of wondering if anyone will respond to your idiotic babbling and meaningless drivel. We won't. Why? Because No One Gives a Shit!!



I'll go first:

I took a nap in my hammock this weekend. It was nice.


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I'm very particular about the ratio of gin to cranberry/pomegranate juice in my gin & juice.  Oh and the number of ice cubes too.

Over the weekend one of our cats left a turd in the shitbox that looked a little like Jesus.

Quote from: Speedbag on March 15, 2010, 12:51:16 PM
Over the weekend one of our cats left a turd in the shitbox that looked a little like Jesus.

I went to this restaurant in Tacoma, WA called Southern Kitchen.  Tons of tasty comfort food.  I highly recommend it, if you are in the area.  I got a massive food coma and damn near fell asleep on the drive home.

I spoke to my children

I pooed.  there was corn.

Wrong thread. This is the No One Gives a Sh#t thread. Do a search for the Gives a Sh#t thread because obviously you have already "given".



I can't believe I actually posted that. I'm officially bored!

I lost the keys to the bike today, but then I found them.

Making my way back onto the beach from snorkeling, I fell, got pushed by a big wave, got up and had a pound of sand in my shorts. It made think about how life is going to be in a nursing home.

i'm on vacation, and still spent 3 hours this afternoon on work BS.  

Quote from: Stella on March 15, 2010, 03:35:44 PM
Making my way back onto the beach from snorkeling, I fell, got pushed by a big wave, got up and had a pound of sand in my shorts. It made think about how life is going to be in a nursing home.

Can I ask if you lost your top...

or would that be wrong...

you know...

like sexual harrasment?

I actually read a copy of Reader's Digest while taking a dump at a family friend's house.  I don't like them much now that I know they subscribe to Reader's Digest.

Quote from: ducatiz on March 15, 2010, 03:38:01 PM
I actually read a copy of Reader's Digest while taking a dump at a family friend's house.  I don't like them much now that I know they subscribe to Reader's Digest.

You coudl've taken the opportunity to leave them an upper decker.

I flew to the moon on a magical unicorn