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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Pip

#30
March 15, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
I fell asleep after work. Then woke up. Could be worse.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#31
March 15, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
Quote from: Ghostly Pip on March 15, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
I fell asleep after work. Then woke up. Could be worse.
exactly...

what would happen if you didn't wake up?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Randimus Maximus

#32
March 15, 2010, 04:41:32 PM
BTW, I'm still in Maui on vacation.

Pip

#33
March 15, 2010, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 15, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
exactly...

what would happen if you didn't wake up?

More sleep.

...and less work, probably. Perhaps that should be "Could be Better."  ;D
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#34
March 15, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 15, 2010, 04:41:32 PM
BTW, I'm still in Maui on vacation.
You won't be giving a shit for days...

maybe weeks. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducatiz

#35
March 15, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 15, 2010, 03:42:22 PM
You coudl've taken the opportunity to leave them an upper decker.

Nah.  I shall enjoy my disdain in quietude.
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hbliam

#36
March 15, 2010, 06:04:37 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM
Do you have some mundane piece of bullshit you just can't help telling people about?
sac
[clap] [clap] [clap]

[laugh] [laugh]

SacDuc

#37
March 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 15, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
...all these fears are...

motivating.  ;D

It's good for you.

QUIT GIVING A SHIT!! Take it to TOSAT or you will be banned from TONOGAST.  >:(
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Popeye the Sailor

#38
March 15, 2010, 06:48:28 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM
QUIT GIVING A SHIT!! Take it to TOSAT or you will be banned from TONOGAST.  >:(

W/e, anal boy.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

brimo

#39
March 15, 2010, 07:00:53 PM
Boring.....I thought this thread was for constipation sufferers.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

SacDuc

#40
March 15, 2010, 07:05:26 PM
Quote from: brimo on March 15, 2010, 07:00:53 PM
Boring.....I thought this thread was for constipation sufferers.

Hey brimo, I noticed your hero member tag. I actually rescued two of my dogs from the shelter that Burt Ward, the original Boy Wonder, now runs.

sac



/cool story, bro
HATERS GONNA HATE.

pennyrobber

#41
March 15, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
I just finished reading 3 pages of posts in a thread full of boring stories and useless crap people did recently.
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

GAAN

#42
March 15, 2010, 07:12:56 PM
I just read pennyrobbber's post

Randimus Maximus

#43
March 15, 2010, 07:22:28 PM
Beckham tore his Achilles.

Grampa

#44
March 15, 2010, 07:40:17 PM
I cut my grass today


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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

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