I should have left work 4 hours ago. 

Quote from: duccarlos on March 22, 2010, 11:01:02 AM
I fell asleep while "working".

Don't you start choking on it if you fall asleep?

Missed out on free pastry day

I made applesauce today

I passed wisdom onto a group of people today who were mostly incapable of learning new things.

it's raining  

buying a house next monday

i shit 4 times today

my wife complained

i replied "what do you want me to do, hold it in??"

Quote from: herm (not herb) on March 23, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
buying a house next monday

sans wheels?

Light a friggin match!

There were carrots on the counter. I made several jokes for my wife using the carrots as a prop. She just rolled her eyes. I didn't even make a dick joke. Not one! I should have gotten an attaboy just for not making a dick joke.

Life is not fair.

sac


/penis

Quote from: SacDuc on March 23, 2010, 06:11:24 PM
There were carrots on the counter. I made several jokes for my wife using the carrots as a prop. She just rolled her eyes. I didn't even make a dick joke. Not one! I should have gotten an attaboy just for not making a dick joke.

Life is not fair.

sac


/penis

Not that I give a shit but what kind of non dick jokes can you make with a carrot?

Quote from: The Architect on March 23, 2010, 06:50:24 PM
Not that I give a shit but what kind of non dick jokes can you make with a carrot?

Quote from: The Architect on March 23, 2010, 06:50:24 PM
Not that I give a shit but what kind of non dick jokes can you make with a carrot?

Gun, sword, cigar, replacement middle finger, telephone, bugs bunny, etc.

sac

Quote from: The Architect on March 23, 2010, 06:50:24 PM
Not that I give a shit but . . .

By the way, you can give a shit all you want. What you can't do in this thread is post up and expect anyone to give a shit about what you posted. If someone gives a shit, okay, but no coming in here and whining about what ever pissy little thing is sticking in your craw and demanding sympathy and validation. No going on and on about your little personal drama and yelling "look at me! look at me!" hoping for attention. Just spout off without expecting something out of anyone, because the chances are, no one gives a shit.

sac