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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Rameses


ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Rameses


hcomp

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 15, 2010, 03:42:22 PM
You coudl've taken the opportunity to leave them an upper decker.

Isn't this also known as a "top shelf" ?
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herm

went to the house today to plan and begin a bathroom remodel...
ended up watching while the fuel oil company drained and replaced my oil tank (nice leak....)
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

IZ

#321
Friday night.  I found myself at Safeway buying dessert.  As I'm heading toward the checkout, I spotted a brunette looking at magazines.  I made my toward her lane.  I looked up and found the checkout light was turned off so I passed.  As I walked by, I saw the gentleman she was with.  He looked up..as he was unloading the cart with his son..it was Alice Cooper.   [laugh]  As I walked outside, I saw the family unloading the groceries..

into..

the minivan.  ???


Saturday afternoon.  The s/o and I were driving home from the dogpark.  We made our way through a parking lot in Scottsdale.  I saw a Saleen parked next to a Ferarri.  As I was driving closer, a strange looking vehicle fired up and started backing out.  A brand new Bugatti! :D  I looked around and saw a Pantera parked next to a classic Lambo and a hundred other beauties lining the parking lot.  We were supposed to stop and get lunch but I had to hear that thing..along with a black Ferarri..out on the open road.  Amazing how those two sounded together as they rocketed away at the light.  I caught up with the Bugatti as he was turning.  A 21-22 year old driving a million dollar car!  ???


Today..Easter morning..I sit and wonder.."what if?"  What If I stayed in the Air Force?
I could've retired today with 20 years.  4/4 makes me think everytime it comes around.  I wonder where I would be if I had only stayed in.  ???

Nothing to dwell on though.  It's a gorgeous day outside!  Time for a ride!!  [moto]      
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

badgalbetty

I cleaned the toilet and the bathroom deckand the kitchen deck. It was a great morning. Now doing laundry. The perfect day for not giving a poo.
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

ducatiz

 I smoked a big fat cigar on my patio and pissed off a neighbor by asking him to get his roof drainage fixed because I was anemic all last summer from the damn mosquitoes hatching on his roof.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

DucNaked

My dog rolled in horse shit, then jumped in my truck [puke]
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

cyrus buelton

I am taking shots of Tequila in honor of our fallen family member, Alejandro Pedro Menedez (a chihuhuaha) who passed on to heaven two weeks ago tonight.

Sunday evenings will never be the same. That was always special family time.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Stella

hmmm.........NOGAS thread or Drunkled threed.



maybe if i call the randimus he'll come pick me up.?  oh i've been told to go to FB.  later!    ;)

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Oldfisti

I had a tick on my butt this morning.


Dirty little make the beast with two backser was latched on good.


[puke]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

duccarlos

I was sick so I have to catch up:

Thursday was sick and spent the day in bed.

Friday was sick and spent the day in bed.

Saturday felt better and took the dog to the park.

Sunday went to church and celebrated Easter with the family.

Monday caught up on all the work I missed while I was sick.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.