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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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LMT

#330
April 06, 2010, 05:55:25 AM
I woke up with a sore back for no apparent reason.

I have to go to the dentist at 0830.

DaniD

#331
April 06, 2010, 06:02:56 AM
Saturday night I saw a nitrous Harley do an 1/8 in 4 seconds at 155 mph... :o
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

Grampa

#332
April 06, 2010, 06:45:41 AM
FTR

I gave a shit this morning


wowzer.... I was like Play Doh IZ_ Pumper Barber Shop on steroids


3 maybe 4 feet :o
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

#333
April 06, 2010, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 06, 2010, 06:45:41 AM
FTR

I gave a shit this morning


wowzer.... I was like Play Doh IZ_ Pumper Barber Shop on steroids


3 maybe 4 feet :o



I poop too often to save one up that long.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducatiz

#334
April 06, 2010, 07:26:56 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 06, 2010, 06:45:41 AM
FTR

I gave a shit this morning


wowzer.... I was like Play Doh IZ_ Pumper Barber Shop on steroids


3 maybe 4 feet :o

post it on www.ratemypoo.com
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

#335
April 06, 2010, 07:40:11 AM
I am going home for lunch.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

herm

#336
April 06, 2010, 09:48:58 AM
new oil tanks are expensive..
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

SacDuc

#337
April 06, 2010, 10:07:28 AM

I have reached a zen point in brick breaker on my Blackberry. 90,000 points and 40 lives left. I think I will be able to play indefinitely.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

cyrus buelton

#338
April 06, 2010, 10:48:52 AM
^^

holy shit


that is impressive
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

DesmoDiva

#339
April 06, 2010, 11:35:48 AM
Dell customer service is the suck!!!   :P
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

ducatiz

#340
April 06, 2010, 12:41:36 PM
I would love to be single 2 or 3 days per week
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Stella

#341
April 06, 2010, 03:19:47 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on April 06, 2010, 05:55:25 AM
I woke up with a sore back for no apparent reason.

weird.  i had a major pinched nerve in my back at 5am that woke me up.  no dentist though.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

TiNi

#342
April 06, 2010, 03:24:01 PM
i don't feel like cooking dinner

Ddan

#343
April 06, 2010, 03:31:01 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 06, 2010, 03:24:01 PM
i don't feel like cooking dinner
If you gave a shit you'd be out celebrating
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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TiNi

#344
April 06, 2010, 03:36:04 PM
Quote from: Dan on April 06, 2010, 03:31:01 PM
If you gave a shit you'd be out celebrating

i'll save the celebration for when i can do it properly  [laugh]
hope my husband is in the mood for popcorn for dinner  ;D
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