HERO MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonfy.  OH, BONFY!  Where's my little SPH?   

Uhmm.... (squinting)... I dont really see anything...

For a mere $50, I can reset the OP to a number of your choosing... 

Quote from: Cloner on April 07, 2010, 02:44:37 PM
HERO MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonfy.  OH, BONFY!  Where's my little SPH?   

You are in the big leagues now, baby!  Worthy now of the SPH anthem:

NINE INCH NAILS - "CLOSER"

Dear God, Oprah, Tom Cruise & Lance,

Please take this mental picture out of me.

Amen




Ok, scratch Lance. He'll be cheerin' ya' on I'm sure.  He is made out of latex...Just sayin.

Scottish, I have a friend who is a therapist if you need his # after all this.

I didn't say it was a huge member, Ratfink, it's a hero 'cause of where it's been!  Don't go readin' stuff into other stuff.......Duh.

KB, I've got an image for ya!  Just substitute Bonfy for where you normally are when we meet, then you'll be in the right frame of mind.   

I also have a little therapy for Scottish.  Come and get it, big boy.  I'll do to you what I plan to do to the SPH.  Ummmmmmmmmm.  Therapy, indeed.

I'm talking about riding of course.  Keith is normally astride his black beauty, Bonfy has her Monster, and I'm sure Scottish can scrounge up a mount.  Riding is good therapy.    

Notice how these seemingly innocent sentences still contain a bit of double entendre if you squint just a little?  I'm just sayin'.

I might even ride with the Rat!

Quote from: bonfy on April 07, 2010, 07:49:24 PM
You are in the big leagues now, baby!  Worthy now of the SPH anthem:

NINE INCH NAILS - "CLOSER"

and what a great anthem!!

yaaaa now ur member is at "hero" status! 

Quote from: Cloner on April 08, 2010, 03:23:35 AM
if you squint just a little?  I'm just sayin'.

No one should have to squint a little for a hero member. You know your hero members a winner when you're showin it off and you hear "aw, how cute!" 

"It looks just like a real hero member, only smaller."

"Is that mini-me?"

"do those members come in big boy sizes too?"

I got some big boy for ya, Skinner.  Come and get it!!!   

 

Ahhh, pretty typical the NMMR has turned Scotts "big" moment into a "little" joke. Poor lil fella. 

Quote from: Cloner on April 09, 2010, 05:32:27 AM
I got some big boy for ya, Skinner.  Come and get it!!!   

Is it in yet?  holy tattoo needle batman

Quote from: Cloner on April 09, 2010, 05:32:27 AM
I got some big boy for ya, Skinner.  Come and get it!!!   

Don't believe him, he's all talk!!!  Big Boy or Big TEASE!     Oh, wait, we could be talkin' motorcycles here again...don't let all the  fool ya!