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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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ducpainter

#345
April 06, 2010, 03:37:18 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 06, 2010, 03:36:04 PM
i'll save the celebration for when i can do it properly  [laugh]
hope my husband is in the mood for popcorn for dinner  ;D
Hope...

and not giving a shit...

are not the same. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


TiNi

#346
April 06, 2010, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 06, 2010, 03:37:18 PM
Hope...

and not giving a shit...

are not the same. ;)

that's so true... but i'm having a hard time saying:
i don't give a sh*t if my husband isn't into popcorn for dinner   [laugh]

Grampa

#347
April 06, 2010, 03:40:31 PM
Hope is a failed catch phrase. .....  


and the name of some girl I went to Jr High with.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#348
April 06, 2010, 03:41:37 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 06, 2010, 03:40:04 PM
that's so true... but i'm having a hard time saying:
i don't give a sh*t if my husband isn't into popcorn for dinner   [laugh]
It will come with time. ;D

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


the_Journeyman

#349
April 06, 2010, 05:04:04 PM
I learned a new set of chords on my guitar ~

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducatiz

#350
April 07, 2010, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 06, 2010, 05:04:04 PM
I learned a new set of chords on my guitar ~

JM

Bflat major?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#351
April 07, 2010, 10:35:42 AM
I need to plant sunflowers today.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

duccarlos

#352
April 07, 2010, 11:48:02 AM
Feel like shit after hitting the gym for the first time in years.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

cyrus buelton

#353
April 07, 2010, 11:58:11 AM
Leaving work and riding through the parking lot on one wheel because I feel like it.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

IZ

#354
April 07, 2010, 07:58:50 PM
License plate on a car earlier today read:


VAG




I wonder if he was an OB/GYN?
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
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2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

ducatiz

#355
April 08, 2010, 12:18:24 PM
Quote from: IZ on April 07, 2010, 07:58:50 PM
License plate on a car earlier today read:


VAG




I wonder if he was an OB/GYN?

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

#356
April 08, 2010, 01:12:05 PM



sac



/the very mention of the word makes some men uncomfortable
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducatiz

#357
April 08, 2010, 02:57:48 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 01:12:05 PM



sac



/the very mention of the word makes some men uncomfortable

right because she always prefaced it with "pustulent, elephant..."
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

#358
April 09, 2010, 11:57:53 AM

I saw a big banner today that said "TROUT DERBY"

My first thought was picturing trout ramming into each other at high speeds.

My next thought was, "Who the hell already posted about trout?"


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducatiz

#359
April 09, 2010, 12:03:01 PM
Using the name of a fish as a verb always means to hold a whole fish by the tail and slap someone in the face with it.

Thus, "SALMON DUCATIZ" means to slap me with a salmon.

"TROUT DERBY" is someone's protest against Derby's pedantic posts.

[evil]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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