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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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My son is testing for the Navy today :D

Congrats, Joel! [thumbsup] Best of luck to him.

Quote from: rgramjet on April 13, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
Maybe she used bro in laws toilet 3 times??


EW. Just EW.   :-X   [laugh]
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Spent the last three days of my vacation catching my 18 month old son's barf, while my wife barfed in the bathroom (She's 7 months along, due in June, sick, not morning sickness). Try explaining to a 1 1/2 year old why he doesn't feel good, or get to go outside when he hasn't slept longer than 45 minutes at a time, and neither have you. Oh an your wife is absolutely no help whatsovere b/c she is sick too. (She is usually a lot of help, and gets a lot done, just not when that sick).
Somehow I even got our closets rebuilt/customiozed during that weekend too. I don't know how I survived, much less didn't chop my arm or leg off with the Skilsaw77.

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ducatiz

Good on you Doc.  My little ones are about the same age spread. 

I give a shit.  Sorry for ruining the apathy.
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ducpainter

I don't give a shit that 'tiz gives a shit.

Meanwhile I hate doctors...

and lawyers too.
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Speedbag

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 13, 2010, 04:23:49 AM
So is AC/DC not AC/DC without Bon Scott?


In my mind, no. There is a huge difference. Bon AC/DC was dirty bluesy naughty rock, Brian AC/DC is just screechin'.  [cheeky]

Not that anyone gives a shit.
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ducatiz

Quote from: Speedbag on April 13, 2010, 12:56:42 PM
In my mind, no. There is a huge difference. Bon AC/DC was dirty bluesy naughty rock, Brian AC/DC is just screechin'.  [cheeky]

Not that anyone gives a shit.

that is the best description of AC/DC vs AC/DC pt 2 that I've ever heard.  Not that I don't like Brian, but it just isn't the same.  Imagine if Brian came out in just jeans like Bon did and sang "Squealer."  Eeeww
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

herm

Quote from: Speedbag on April 13, 2010, 12:56:42 PM
In my mind, no. There is a huge difference. Bon AC/DC was dirty bluesy naughty rock, Brian AC/DC is just screechin'.  [cheeky]

Not that anyone gives a shit.

well, NOGAS about that.

but Van Halen was never the same without diamond Dave..
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Oldfisti

Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 13, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
well, NOGAS about that.

but Van Halen was never the same without diamond Dave..


It was just "Van Hagar" after that.
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Speedbag

Quote from: ducatiz on April 13, 2010, 02:30:54 PM
that is the best description of AC/DC vs AC/DC pt 2 that I've ever heard.  Not that I don't like Brian, but it just isn't the same.  Imagine if Brian came out in just jeans like Bon did and sang "Squealer."  Eeeww

My point exactly.
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cyrus buelton

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 13, 2010, 07:23:21 PM
What about the Gary Cherone era?  [puke]

That was an awful idea, but I still bought the CD........

but again.........nobody gives a shit.
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