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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Speedbag

#585
April 23, 2010, 03:36:39 AM
Quote from: lethe on April 22, 2010, 04:13:21 PM

btw getting rid of NMC would be a huuuuuge mistake.

+1

It's the best part of my workday.  ;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

cyrus buelton

#586
April 23, 2010, 04:15:41 AM
Nobody gives a shit
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Speedbag

#587
April 23, 2010, 04:39:49 AM
Certainly not I.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

The Architect

#588
April 23, 2010, 11:14:47 AM
My 1996 tube Sony TV is dieing.   :(

Flat screen TV shopping coming my way soon.   :)

SacDuc

#589
April 23, 2010, 12:36:15 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 23, 2010, 02:55:48 AM
NOGAS about the big pussy I found. :(

"Wow that's a big pussy . . . Wow that's a big pussy"

"Why did you say it twice?"

"I didn't."


;D
HATERS GONNA HATE.

rgramjet

#590
April 24, 2010, 08:53:43 AM
Trying to replace the throttle cable on my Kawasucki atv.....make the beast with two backsin fasteners holding the bodywork strip out as if they were made of lead.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

cyrus buelton

#591
April 24, 2010, 09:01:11 AM
My new puppy has only had one accident in the house and i blame it on the rain.

Yet we have another doberman that hates rain....


NOGAS but me.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

The Bacon Junkie

#592
April 24, 2010, 02:00:19 PM
Outlaw Jose Wales on AMC

"Get ready little Lady... Hell's coming to breakfast."
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Desmostro

#593
April 24, 2010, 02:02:50 PM
 [coffee] I hAVE JET LAG. and a problem with caps lock. and grammer. and sp3lling.   :P
I need to sleep all day. I want to ride all day.

tomorrow!  RACES AT INFINION! w00t! Fookya [thumbsup]
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

rgramjet

#594
April 24, 2010, 03:06:35 PM
My wife has rgramJET LAG......guess 12 years of marraige will do that to one.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#595
April 24, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on April 24, 2010, 03:06:35 PM
My wife has rgramJET LAG......guess 12 years of marraige will do that to one.....
Truly...

you...

are the only one...

that should give a shit.

I do however,

feel your pain.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#596
April 24, 2010, 03:56:22 PM
The good news is we just picked a new au pair.....23 year old surfer girl from the Canary Islands that wants to immerse herself in American Culture.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Ddan

#597
April 24, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on April 24, 2010, 03:56:22 PM
The good news is we just picked a new au pair.....23 year old surfer girl from the Canary Islands that wants to immerse herself in American Culture.....

That sounds like it could make for bad news   
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rgramjet

#598
April 24, 2010, 04:05:38 PM
Btw....
and not that I........
give a shit........
but.......
do you.........
talk like this........
in real life...........?



:-)..................
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

#599
April 24, 2010, 04:06:48 PM
Dan, I see the glass as half full!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!
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