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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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ducpainter

Quote from: rgramjet on April 24, 2010, 04:05:38 PM
Btw....
and not that I........
give a shit........
but.......
do you.........
talk like this........
in real life...........?



:-)..................
At...

times
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



herm

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 24, 2010, 09:01:11 AM
My new puppy has only had one accident in the house and i blame it on the rain.

Yet we have another doberman that hates rain....


NOGAS but me.

all my rotties have hated the rain too. i attribute it to the black and tan.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

GAAN

Quote from: ducpainter on April 24, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Truly...

you...

are the only one...

that should give a shit.

I do however,

feel your pain.

Truly

You are the only one who should give a shit

I do however

feel your pain


<fixed>

GAAN

Quote from: rgramjet on April 24, 2010, 04:05:38 PM
Btw....
and not that I........
give a shit........
but.......
do you.........
talk like this........
in real life...........?



:-)..................

btw

and not that I give a shit

but

do you talk like this

in real life

<fixed>

RAT900

Quote from: ducatiz on April 23, 2010, 02:55:48 AM
NOGAS about the big pussy I found. :(

are we speaking of a Soprano's character, a feline or a fabulous pudenda you tripped over in a bar?
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

The power went out.

Another dumbmake the beast with two backs who is too cheap to do tree work. 

I'd like Dominion to start charging a power resto fee to people when a tree on their property falls on a line.  Full price of the resto like 5 grand.  That will get these make the beast with two backsers off their asses.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: rgramjet on April 24, 2010, 04:06:48 PM
Dan, I see the glass as half full!

So in using that phrase to describe your new au pair.....



....are you saying her cups runneth over?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

RAT900

Quote from: ducatiz on April 24, 2010, 09:35:33 PM
The power went out.

Another dumbmake the beast with two backs who is too cheap to do tree work. 

I'd like Dominion to start charging a power resto fee to people when a tree on their property falls on a line.  Full price of the resto like 5 grand.  That will get these make the beast with two backsers off their asses.

You could move to Queens NY...it is treeless...well it has a few dying saplings...then all you have to worry about is drunks taking out the utility poles and Con Ed's mismanagement
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

No thanks.  20 years in manhattan after 3 in bkln.  I had enough of living in a human experiment
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#609
Exactly where I was going!

The girl from Madrid and every girl from Brasil (including the compeTITive swimmer) were instantly vetoed.
Those glasses were full!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

Hm......

I think we've stumbled upon.....

A new way........

To bug........


Momma..........
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

GAAN

Quote from: rgramjet on April 25, 2010, 05:13:00 AM
Hm......

I think we've stumbled upon.....

A new way........

To bug........


Momma..........

Hhmm

I think

we've stumbled upon a new way to bug

me

<fixed>

herm

Quote from: RAT900 on April 24, 2010, 09:45:37 PM
You could move to Queens NY...it is treeless...well it has a few dying saplings...then all you have to worry about is drunks taking out the utility poles and Con Ed's mismanagement

or you could move to the colorado front range, where most (if not all) power is underground
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

SacDuc

Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 25, 2010, 04:12:04 PM
or you could move to the colorado front range, where most (if not all) power is underground

I live on a street that was, up until last year, a state highway. When it reverted to city control the city decided to underground the utilities. They also decided to stop the project 3 blocks from my house.  >:(

sac


/I know, NOGAS
HATERS GONNA HATE.

rgramjet

So I went to my buddy's 2 month old daughters Christening party today........his wife is from Ethiopia.

I love Ethiopian food.....

It doesnt love me......

I ate this raw spicy ground beef in a bowl with some pancake like utensil.....

Drank about 6 beers.......

Then ate a lot more of the raw, kimchee flavored raw beef.......

My kids keep asking why it smells near me........

My wife is about to give a shit in about 30 minutes.......

Its Ugly.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!