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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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GAAN

had that call a few years ago

school bus vs a van

head on

the bus took the hit really well

far better than I thought it would and far better than the van did

made me understand the rational behind there not being seatbelts on a bus

and

it was cause by haste and disregard thus supporting my general distaste for humans

we preach and preach about "oh the children, what about the children"

well

slow the make the beast with two backs down for starters and the children will be just fine

more peole are killed because we worship that make the beast with two backsing O-Clock god than for any other reason

ok i gotta go

gunna be late for work...


ducpainter

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rgramjet

My wife has an 815 meeting every morning......if she is one minute late she gets written up and sent home without pay.  Wed. will be her last day.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Stella

Wow.  Is she a cardiac specialist? Does she manage the big red button in DC?  Good luck with her upcoming transition! 


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JBubble

My little U12 girls soccer team won today. We had one sub and the other team had 6 subs. They played their hearts out and I'm a little hoarse from cheering them on. Go Thunder Bunnies!!!!

TiNi

Quote from: JBubble on May 03, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
My little U12 girls soccer team won today. We had one sub and the other team had 6 subs. They played their hearts out and I'm a little hoarse from cheering them on. Go Thunder Bunnies!!!!

:)

cyrus buelton

Quote from: Mother on May 03, 2010, 03:20:54 PM
had that call a few years ago

school bus vs a van

head on

the bus took the hit really well

far better than I thought it would and far better than the van did

made me understand the rational behind there not being seatbelts on a bus

The few times I have been on school bus's growing up (Mom used to drive me to school K-8th grade and then in high school, I'd ride with my brother) they started to get seat belts in them. I think by high school, most had them.

Of course.........I was probably the only one that used one. I always figured in an accident with a seatbelt on, your head would whack that seat infront of you pretty make the beast with two backsing hard.

I opted not to wear it.
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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: JBubble on May 03, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
My little U12 girls soccer team won today. We had one sub and the other team had 6 subs. They played their hearts out and I'm a little hoarse from cheering them on. Go Thunder Bunnies!!!!

wrong thread... That's cool!   [thumbsup]

'TiNi seems to GAS too...   ;)




;D




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

TiNi


The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducatiz

Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 04, 2010, 04:48:10 AM
The few times I have been on school bus's growing up (Mom used to drive me to school K-8th grade and then in high school, I'd ride with my brother) they started to get seat belts in them. I think by high school, most had them.

Of course.........I was probably the only one that used one. I always figured in an accident with a seatbelt on, your head would whack that seat infront of you pretty make the beast with two backsing hard.

I opted not to wear it.

yeah, but you were riding on the short bus..
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rgramjet

......wearing a straight jacket, affixed to a hand truck.  No seatbelt needed!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

cyrus buelton

No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

SacDuc


I  hate the assholes that owned the two pitbulls that got into our yard twice last month. I hate that they neglected the dogs enough that animal control finally took them away to an almost certain death sentence in the pound.

I hate the assholes who play shitty eastern European techno music at ungodly volumes at ungodly hours and then smash my car window as thanks for the $1000 fine + eviction I helped them receive.

I hate most other assholes.

I hate people who think their political opinion makes one make the beast with two backswit worth of difference in their owns lives much less mine.

I hate bigots.

I hate people who will get violent defending their belief that the sports team from their area is superior to the sports team of another area.

I hate people who confuse being a spectator with being a participant. At least some people organize a flag football game on Thanksgiving Day before plunking themselves down in front of the TV to watch other people play a similar game. Fine, watch American Idol, but go sing some karaoke afterward or something.

I hate soulless drones mindlessly consuming on weekends who spend their weekdays judging other for consuming differently than they do.

I hate self righteous asshole who make whiny lists on internet forums that are entirely unrelated to the forum's reason for being.

I hate people who demand to remain ignorant at all costs. People who would rather give their opinion than ask a question, regardless of their knowledge of the topic on hand.

I hate people who's world views are so inflexible that they would rather die than change their beliefs, even when faced with mountains of evidence.

I hate people who think children are pure little creatures that need to be protected from everything instead of simply providing a roll model for these kids as they stumble their way through making sense of this world.
HATERS GONNA HATE.

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Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?