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Started by ms. mel, May 14, 2010, 10:39:15 AM

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ms. mel

You ever read a bumper sticker and say, "WTF?!" or "That's the stupidest bumper sticker ever!"

I saw one today. I really tried to get a photo of it, but the lady was too fast. It said:

TATTOOED WHITE TRASH.

like, is that something you really want to be proud of? and what, exactly, am I supposed to do with that information? Hope that maybe I'll run into you at the next Kid Rock or ICP show?
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TheLos

Whats really funny about that sticker is that the fridge I bought from Sam (about 4 years ago), has that sticker on it... It is now COVERED with stickers, btw.    [laugh]   good stuff.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. -Mario Andretti

kingbaby

Sorry, I tried to tell my mom that wasn't cool.   She then told me, "What the hell do you know, my bastard child"  :-[ 


I had rather see that sticker, than one more HOPE sticker.  I swear if I had one of those, I would just go buy a new bumper before I took the time to scrape it off. 


OOPS, Politics,  me sorry.  :-X
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

gratefulduc

hey KB nice new avitar.....but don't tell me that's the suicide king?  :-\
'90 750 sport

kingbaby

Quote from: gratefulduc on May 14, 2010, 11:21:01 AM
hey KB nice new avitar.....but don't tell me that's the suicide king?  :-\

Yes it is, It's one of the skate decks someone did for me a few years ago. It is definitely not how I'm feelin', yet life is a whirl wind lately.  The past three days have been some of the hardest of my life, but, I still wake up smiling.  So many things are happening to so many people I (we) love, but they are all happening for a reason.  That's the 50 % true believer in me talkin' right there, the other 50% wants to tell the world to make the beast with two backs off...but I know that won't do anyone any good.   MAN that Barley wine is callin' my name.



How's So. Cal, Lorenzo?

Deck with Doduc's rail yard photo above.




Back on topic: Bumper stickers   

I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Ratfink749

"If you're gonna ride my a$$, could you pull my hair too?"
"Horn broken, Watch for finger"
"Stop tailgaiting me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
"Mobile sperm donation unit"
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

kingbaby

Wayne, I think we were just looking at the same web page   [laugh]

There is also a thread on the general with some damn funny ones also.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Ratfink749

Quote from: kingbaby on May 14, 2010, 12:20:37 PM
Wayne, I think we were just looking at the same web page   [laugh]

There is also a thread on the general with some damn funny ones also.
Oh hell I was just reciting those from memory..  but I know the webpage/thread/Email Forward/TXT FWD of which you speak. Many Many fine examples out there!
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

kingbaby

I think we need a "Bacon loves you" sticker  [bacon]

I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

gratefulduc

Quote from: kingbaby on May 14, 2010, 12:09:33 PM
How's So. Cal, Lorenzo?

Deck with Doduc's rail yard photo above.
Homesick already but gotta take care of mom....but when I get back on the 21st planning a ride with gabe as 5/21 is his Bday and i am going to let him use the MS...maybe s14 to belen?

what is "deck with doduc's rail yard photo above"?

my new avitar is me on the 1098F
'90 750 sport

kingbaby

GOGUC...Sorry, assumed you would figure it out ... guess not  :P

I  was  showing  you  where  the  avatar  came  from  [Hand slapping chest]
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

ms. mel

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Quote from: Ratfink749 on May 14, 2010, 12:17:48 PM
"If you're gonna ride my a$$, could you pull my hair too?"
"Horn broken, Watch for finger"
"Stop tailgaiting me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
"Mobile sperm donation unit"


mobile sperm donation unit?

that's like the fat guy wearing the FBI shirt
Female Body Inspector.
god i hate that guy
09 M696
72 R75/5

Ratfink749

Quote from: ms. mel on May 14, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
mobile sperm donation unit?

that's like the fat guy wearing the FBI shirt
Female Body Inspector.
god i hate that guy
Oddly.. of all of the stickers out there, that one I actually have seen in real life. it was on a little red scooter, (Vespa? who knows didn't pay that much attention)  It even had a red cross logo on it so it looked more legit.
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

ms. mel

Quote from: kingbaby on May 14, 2010, 12:33:34 PM
I think we need a "Bacon loves you" sticker  [bacon]



so i don't get the bacon strips pic, but i do love teh bacon. in fact, i have a shirt that says I <3 bacon.

and i wear it to the gym.
09 M696
72 R75/5

ms. mel

Quote from: kingbaby on May 14, 2010, 10:58:43 AM
I had rather see that sticker, than one more HOPE sticker. 

[thumbsup]
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