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Started by SacDuc, May 19, 2010, 06:50:38 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Pip

JudDddD



Hugs and Kisses,
Pip  [cheeky]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

IZ

#35
Unfortunately, "Tattoo"..


committed hari kari so filling the midget role of DucCarlos is going to be a challenge.



My first thought was..


But he'll be on location shooting MI-5' 3"


My next thought was "Machete"..


but too much "movie magic" would be involded, i.e.: covering up the all the tattoos and making him shorter than the IZ character.  
The real challenge for the CGI crew though would have been making Danny Trejo even more greasier than he already is!
   
Because..we all know Puerto Ricans are FAR MORE greasier then Mexicans.   ;D


Since he wouldn't have a speaking role, we finally decided on a bottle of..



actual size shown










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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Pip

Quote from: IZ on May 20, 2010, 05:39:35 AM


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Baaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

IZ

Quote from: Pip of Darkness on May 20, 2010, 05:45:37 AM
Baaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

sh*t!

I just noticed..

that's synthetic!

[bang]
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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Oldfisti

#39
Quote from: NoisyDante on May 19, 2010, 07:09:26 PM
He Man - Cody from 'Tropic Thunder'




Dude, He Man is Asian.


I was thinking more like this...





Squeegee in hand ready to wipe the shit/vomit/garbage juice off of his bike.


[cheeky]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

mitt


SacDuc

HATERS GONNA HATE.

IZ

Giada?!..NICE!!  ^^^

HAHA!!
THey just so happen to be talking about breast feeding on the news!   ;D
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

rgramjet

Quote from: SacDuc on May 19, 2010, 06:50:38 PM
So who would star in DMF: The Movie  or DML: The Prequel

ducpainter would be played by:




Really??  I dont know what DP looks like but I always pictured

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_Just_My_Luck/Thumb/006JML_Gerry_Vichi_001.jpg

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!