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Started by SacDuc, May 19, 2010, 06:50:38 PM

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lethe

#120
May 21, 2010, 12:39:09 PM
I wish to be played by either Emmanuel Lewis, Jerry Mathers or Butch Patrick because these poor guys need the work.
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mookieo2

#121
May 21, 2010, 03:21:48 PM
Who is going to be played by Chuck Norris or Will he be playing himself?

NoisyDante

#122
May 21, 2010, 04:14:05 PM
I'm fairly certain ones soul would be sucked form their bodies if Chuck Norris were to ever portray them.
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ducpainter

#123
May 21, 2010, 04:42:00 PM
Chuck has declined to participate.

This will be a movie of mere mortals.
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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RAT900

#124
May 21, 2010, 07:38:07 PM
I believe the opening scene should be a DIMBY in New Hampshire

The gathering unknowingly consumes some local microbrewery output

that has been unpasteurized and contains ergot fungus contaminants

served at the bacon barbecue

as they begin the group ride, the hallucinations begin and

their motorcycles morph into large galloping mallards
This is an insult to the Pez community

Bick

#125
May 21, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on May 21, 2010, 03:21:48 PM
Who is going to be played by Chuck Norris or Will he be playing himself?

I will be playing Chuck Norris.  It is going to be difficult to not spend time in the gym, and let myself go enough to be believable.  8)
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WarrenJ

#126
May 22, 2010, 09:50:32 AM


Before anyone decides to defame me, I feel this is about right to represent my character.

This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!

Rameses

#127
May 22, 2010, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: IZ on May 20, 2010, 07:39:49 AM

Insert red lion/dragon-thing tattoo on Gary's side and you have Ramseses.





I hear Jobu has a matching tattoo somewhere on his body





HEY!!!    >:(








I'm totally Ace.

[laugh]


SacDuc

#128
May 24, 2010, 11:39:27 AM


How could I forget Luca:

HATERS GONNA HATE.

The Bacon Junkie

#129
May 24, 2010, 12:27:54 PM
^^^  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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Duck-Stew

#130
May 24, 2010, 02:23:29 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 24, 2010, 11:39:27 AM

How could I forget Luca:



SacDuc for the WIN!!!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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badgalbetty

#131
May 24, 2010, 06:32:27 PM
badgalbetty would love to have Betty White play her in the DMF movie but when BGB was younger and more religious( I am not religious anymore...) this was how it was........
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

Drunken Monkey

#132
May 24, 2010, 07:46:39 PM Last Edit: May 24, 2010, 07:49:40 PM by Drunken Monkey
This entire thread is very very wrong.

But only because sacduck's image of me wasn't working:



And Sac Duck should be played by a Duck's Sack.

Apparently you're a delicacy in China. Congrats?



I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Porsche Monkey

#133
May 25, 2010, 11:48:10 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on May 24, 2010, 07:46:39 PM
This entire thread is very very wrong.

But only because sacduck's image of me wasn't working:



And Sac Duck should be played by a Duck's Sack.

Apparently you're a delicacy in China. Congrats?






Ducksac? Do I feel a name change coming?   ;D
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The Bacon Junkie

#134
May 25, 2010, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on May 25, 2010, 11:48:10 AM

Ducksac? Do I feel a name change coming?   ;D

[evil]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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