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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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IZ

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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Buckethead

Quote from: IZ on June 10, 2008, 06:23:12 PM
[thumbsup] [thumbsup]

http://food.ivillage.com/recipefinder/display/0,,g9fr,00.html?nlcid=fd|09-07-2007|

Two things wrong with that.

1) A delicious way to introduce your family to turkey bacon? What kind of parent are you?

2) Your nutritional facts don't add up.

13 g of fat x 9 calories/gram = 117 calories > 92 calories per serving listed.

Silly biased media, we see through your tricks.  [laugh]

Does sound tasty, tho, 'specially with corn tortillas.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

IZ

In a perfect world, all types of bacon can co-exist peacefully

[cheeky]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Buckethead

In a perfect world, the back of my spoon is coated with congealed blood and gray matter.

We do not live in a perfect world, my friend.

I'll forgive you the turkey bacon.

For such a simple mathematical error?

1 year.

NO BACON FOR YOU!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

IZ

Quote from: Obsessed? on June 10, 2008, 06:52:55 PM
In a perfect world, the back of my spoon is coated with congealed blood and gray matter.

[laugh]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

teddy037.2

Quote from: Obsessed? on June 05, 2008, 07:08:00 PM
Does rook dericious, tho, don't it?

Oishi!   ;D it does rook lathel tasty

Quote from: IZ on June 10, 2008, 06:47:22 PM
In a perfect world, all types of bacon can co-exist peacefully

[cheeky]

they do. it has been established that turkey bacon is not bacon.

eltristo

Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 10, 2008, 09:22:47 PM
Oishi!   ;D it does rook lathel tasty

they do. it has been established that turkey bacon is not bacon.

I suppose it is rather like "non-alcoholic brew" which cannot, by law, be called beer.  Perhaps turkey bacon should be "non-piggy smoked meat"
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Sinister

Staying within the pork product family, I just had 20# of elk meat turned into 40# of breakfast sausage.  DAY-UM!!!  That is good, good, stuff, right there!!!


P.S. I agree, turkey is in no way bacon.
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I stayed home from work today and got a delicious grilled chicken, bacon, cheddar and BBQ sub for lunch.  The best part?  Bacon of course!
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Randimus Maximus

Just sitting down to two delicious BLTs  ;D

Bick

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 11, 2008, 06:37:47 PM
Just sitting down to two delicious BLTs  ;D

I am about due for another Snarf's BLT.  When you back up this way?

Definitely someplace to take IZ when he is in town.

Pat Quigley "Holy Shit!  There must be a pound of bacon on there!"
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

IZ

Quote from: Bick on June 11, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Definitely someplace to take IZ when he is in town.

Pat Quigley "Holy Shit!  There must be a pound of bacon on there!"

Maybe..but..

                                                   [puke] ^^^ that almost made me puke up my tacos with tater tots!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Randimus Maximus

Besides riding up there this weekend?  [roll]

Tuesday evening for Jonny Lang @ Boulder Theater.

I'm definitely compiling a bacon (as in real bacon, from a pig, bacon) only menu for IZ's visit.  [evil]

IZ

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 11, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
I'm definitely compiling a bacon (as in real bacon, from a pig, bacon) only menu for IZ's visit.  [evil]

3 weeks to get myself mentally and physically prepared for that!! 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.